Out of context quotes thread

"Your Pancakeness"

 

......I need context, please.

 

Ask and ye shall receive.

 

wipes away a tear
it was everything I hoped it would be

 

Opposite of #3 would be touching magma

 

.....tell everybody I'm on my way (to having an absolutely filthy aura)

 

what would the opposites of 2, 4, and 6 be?

 

2. stay indoors all the time, possibly in the dark or artificial light at the very least. never open the windows. never leave the house
4. listen to recorded human shrieks before bedtime
6. 2 to 3 times a week, focus on everything that makes you the most anxious and let yourself be possessed by anxiety over it (I am doing this right now! one down for the week)

 

both 2 and 6 are #me

 

so, for a filthy aura that will disgust anyone who can see it or sense it:
1. shove a potato up your ass every night
2. stay indoors all the time, with the windows closed, in the dark or in artificial light. never leave this environment
3. touch magma
4. listen to recorded human shrieks first thing in the morning
5. always be connected to the internet and an electronic gadget. always. at all times. never put them down or away, ever.
6. 2 to 3 times a week, focus on everything that makes you incredibly anxious and just let yourself be possessed by anxiety
7. drink the alcohol. also smoke marijuana, I will not suggest anything else but if you're looking for a supposedly non-addictive street drug, LSD is one

2, 3, 5, and 6 are me
I feel I am well on my way

 

If you have to reverse 1 by shoving the potato up your ass instead of ingesting it orally, then 4 should be reversed as well: greet the morn by listening to recorded human shrieks.

 

oh yeah, good point
will edit that

 

You should probably also do the potato at night.

 

edited it!

 

Or by emitting them

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

Spoiler: Lemons potatoes and asses

Drinking is imbibing, shoving a potato up your ass is also a taking in. Does it count as opposites because the direction is opposite? Or should we be shitting potatoes instead?

 

yes to the second question