shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I am Genie, and whether or not my legs exist is matter of perspective. ^_^

 

[causing mischief?? duh.]

 

[KNOCK IT OFF.]

 

[my name is cronus.]

 

are you half human.

 

- the tune stops abruptly. Somewhere near the center of the sea of crabs, there is movement. Botbot pops up excitedly and exclaims J U I C E ! and swims toward juice -

T H A N K_Y O U ! :)

- botbot places the juice in their compartment happily, then continues the assault of plush crabs -

 

[make me.]

 

... well, no.

Are you half-genie?

 

no. the kid is.

 

So, how do you know what half-human, half-genies can do?

 

*goffik delegs himself*

*his tail is a bluish purple*

 

what the fuck.

 

Fuck's sake.

 

Told ya!

 

[tired of cronuses? bummer.]

 

i feel like i missed a few things.

 

- botbot slows adding to the crab pile until they stops entirely. The crabs now reach further than the eye can see. -

D O E S_B A B Y_H A L F_N O R M_H A L F_[R E D A C T E D]_R E Q U I R E_M O R E_C R A B S ? :)

 

Yeah!!! He does!!!

 

O K ! :)

- botbot begins producing more crabs at a frightening pace. The crabs threaten to overtake anyone standing nearby. a haunting melody can be heard from inside the pile. it sounds as if its coming from several botbots instead of one -

 

His name's Goffik now, by the way!