shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

no its not.

 

Yes, it is!

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

i refuse to have anything that has been inside me named goffik. putting my foot down.

 

- a muffled N I C E_ T O_M E E T_ Y O U , G O F F I K ! can be heard from within the crab storm. It doesnt interrupt the music -

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

It's a better name than Little Bastard!

 

no, little bastard is an INFINITELY better name than goffik the genie.

goffik the genie sounds like a fucking xyz the hedgehog oc name.

 

Better a XYZ the Hedgehog OC name than an insult name!

... what's XYZ the Hedgehog OC?

 

- the crabs in the pile begin to come out in varying sizes. Some are smaller than a mi and some of them outsize onyx prime. The music now sounds more like an endless wail on the breeze, you cant be quite sure if youre hearing it or not. Either way you feel an unexplainable sadness in the back of your mind -

 

*tries to eat the stuffed crabs*

 

fine. what about fucking zeus or something.

anything except 'goffik the genie'.

 

Okay! Zeus Goffik!

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

how about the jackass who actually CREATED the thing gets to pick the second name.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

So, Goffik Zeus, then?

 

no. youre not involved in this because youre a stupid kid.

 

- the crabs begin forming into the shapes of crablike huts and vegetation. The wail is becoming louder and more sorrowful. -

 

You're stupider and his name is Goffik Zeus now!

 

first name zeus, second name ANYTHING but goffik.

 

Goffik Zeus!

 

youre STILL not involved in this.

 

His name is Goffik Zeus and you can suck it!