shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*cries*

 

Goffik Zeus.

 

*Oh, fuck his life. He ignores tiny Norm in favor of almost dropping Zeus in surprise.*

*He's a good father.*

 

*luckily goffik zeus can float*

 

*The bewildered look on his face cannot accurately be described with words.*

 

*tries to grab goffik zeus*

 

*Slap. Hands off.*

 

*tries to grab goffik zeus again*

 

*is grabbed*

 

*floats away with goffik zeus*

His name is Goffik Zeus!

 

HEY, that is MY KID. let go of MY KID.

 

No, he's mine!

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

im sorry, did YOU spend ten hours with him inside of you?

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

... well, no. But you didn't want him till I named him Goffik Zeus - which is the best name ever, not gonna lie!

 

because thats when i realized that neither of you are fit to raise a kid thats related to me in any way.

 

And you think you're fit to raise a kid that's related to us in any way? Really?

 

im not SIX.

 

I'm actually six and three-quarters.

 

ohhhh my god. give me my fucking kid back.

 

No!

*blows a raspberry at cronus*