shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

this is KIDNAPPING and its illegal.

 

Okay. Compromise: Cronus can raise the kid but his name will be Goffik Zeus.

 

There aren't any laws in here!

 

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how about we both raise the kid and its name is zeus marlon ampora.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

... well, yeah, that's what happened. Fuck. Sorry.

*sighs* Okay.

 

*pouts* Goffik Zeus!

 

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and lets get something straight. if i see the brat picking up my kid, it instantly becomes EXCLUSIVELY my kid. capisce?

 

Yeah. And I'm very sorry.

Okay.

 

I'm not a brat!

 

you just STOLE my SON.

 

He's my son too and I don't understand what's wrong with the name Goffik Zeus anyway! Goffik sounds really cool, and when combined with Zeus, he gets a name twice as cool then either of them alone!

 

goffik ISNT A REAL NAME.

 

Goffik is so a real name!

 

...to be honest...we don't even know how otis does that...even otis does not know how otis does that...

 

so do i just fuck up my hair or something.

 

that might make the real otis do it again...since he cares a lot about his hair for some reason

 

dont like the texture.

 

goffik is a good name.