shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

...i'd recommend changing into someone else...or he is going to be aggressively trying to "fix" your hair whenever possible when comes back...

...he's not really pleasant to deal with...

 

Look everyone! He agrees with me!

 

...Norm what the fuck.

 

on a scale of one to 'is turned on just by looking at me', how much would you say this fucker is into clones.

 

five foot nothing aliens in nerdy glasses dont get to name my kid.

 

But he agrees with me!

 

I Dont Have Glasses And Im Taller Than Five Feet And I Say Goffik is A Perfectly Acceptible Name. Id Probably Question Your Lususes Respiratory Health Though.

 

so what??

 

Norm, I'm telling Dr. Pines. Both of them.

 

Yeah, I fucked up bad. It was shitty and wrong and horrible of me, and I'm so sorry I did it and I won't do it again.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

grovel more.

 

I think he'd probably just get super pissed off whenever he saw you if you're not able to maintain his appearance to his unreasonable expectations. You'd otherwise be nothing more than a three dimensional mirror for him to look in.

 

And you agree too! Yay!

Everyone but that Cronus likes it and he's a big stick-in-the-mud.

That means Goffik is a good name.

 

It's a horrible name! You can't just name a kid something dumb to, I don't know, punish an adult!

 

The name Goffik is not a punishment for anybody!

 

so about a three youd say?

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

im the fucking parasite host, i think MY opinion matters WAY more than yours does. by definition, it does, because your opinion doesnt matter at all.

 

Norm. Buddy. You're six. Or something like that. When I was six, if I'd been handed a baby, I would have named them Dog! Would you like to grow up being called Dog? No, because eventually you'd be older than six, where Dog is an awesome name.

 

Your funeral.