shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Sure! But walking is good to know, too.

 

When do they stop needing milk? What kinds of non-milk food do you feed them?

 

So you're just going to magic it into a little doll to keep you satisfied then? You might as well put some sticks on a sack of... organic food... and draw a face on it.

You know, you could probably just pick your kid up out of his hands. He's practically an infant himself.

 

-In a corner of the rave, there is snow. It shows no sign of melting nor is the ambient temperature changed. The snow is almost immediately infested with mis-

 

When they're not babies anymore. Mushy stuff.

No!

 

*Makes a yoink for Zeus.*

 

Look, kid, you mean well. I can tell you mean well. But you shouldn't have to take care of a baby on your own. You're still an age where people should be taking care of you and protecting you.

Are you worried about something?

 

*yoinks away from cronus*

I'm worried that Cronus won't name him Goffik Zeus, and will be mean to him. He only wants the baby 'cause he hates what I named him, after all.

 

Okay. That's a serious concern.

...although I will ask if you know goffik is a word that makes fun of a fashion movement.

 

What's a fashion movement?

 

Okay, so, gothic refers to a lot of things, but in this case it means people who wear a lot of black and are kind of morbid. And goffik is a word that makes fun of that, because it sounds like gothic but stupider. That might be why people don't like the name.

 

But why's that bad to name a kid after?

 

Basically, you're naming the baby Stupid Tryhard Worst God Ever.

 

What do gods have to do with it?

 

Because it's something making fun of a thing, so people might make fun of the kid. Although, between you and me, mean people can make fun of any name. But people try to be careful with names to not make it easy, see?

 

Zeus is a human god well known for being horrible and irresponsible and hurting hundreds of people personally. Worst God Ever.

Though that would be mitigated by the middle name Best Actor Ever, so I suppose Zeus Marlon would be alright.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

and more importantly, you had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of the kid so you have nothing to do with the NAMING of the kid.

 

But Norm means "something that's considered normal." Shouldn't that make my name a dumb name that people make fun of?

 

So, what does Ampora mean, then?

Spoiler: mpreg incident

I got the robot to give him lots of crabs.

 

Not if it's considered a 'regular' name, because people are kinda dumb. Goffik isn't a bad word like a swear word, but it's bad enough it'd be like naming a baby Stupid. And it'd be really mean to name a baby Stupid, right?