shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Yeah. Cronus tried to name the baby Little Bastard.

 

so youre that one uncle whos way too involved and annoys the shit out of everyone.

 

I am not annoying and I am not too involved!

 

Yeah. Cronus isn't a very good person to give babies to, I think, but I don't know what the solution to that is. I just know it's too much pressure for you to take care of a baby.

 

Some kind of water bearing device. Worst God Ever Best Actor Ever Jugs.

I've seen worse name.

So you're both terrible at names. Good to know. It's still his baby, and spite is a wonderful motivator. Besides, there's some sort of human agency for children, isn't there?

 

But I want him. I want little... I dunno... not Goffik Zeus. Little Marlon Ampora, I guess...

 

Yeah. But there's more to doing something right than wanting to do it right.

 

can someone just give him a baby doll or something, jesus christ.

 

Worst God Ever Best Actor Ever Jugs. Worst God Ever Best Actor Ever Jugs. Worst God Ever Best Actor Ever Jugs.

No, he isn't, and no, there isn't.

But I'm a genie! Getting people anything that they want is my thing!

You're missing the point! You're a bad guy and you should never ever get to raise a kid!

 

name ONE bad thing ive ever done.

 

Attempted to name a baby Little Bastard.

 

Slap me, try to name the kid Little Bastard, only want the kid when he's named something you don't like, say "fuck"...

 

its a lovechild whos little. the name is accurate. whats the problem.

and i slapped you because you were trying to make off with my fucking kid.

 

If Cronus can't raise a child, then a proper authority should be contacted. Not a child who might accidentally magic the thing into brainlessness.

 

You should've called him Little Lovechild then. That would make him feel loved.

'Cause you shouldn't raise him!

I have more control over my magic than that!

 

a lovechild is the same thing as a bastard.

 

If a baby doesn't stop crying and you wish it happy, what happens to the parts of it that wanted to be sad? Do they just go away forever?

 

Really?

They shut up for a bit.

 

Isn't this place magical? Couldn't you just... Wish that it had a good parent and a good childhood? Or something?

 

lovechild, bastard, illegitimate child. all the same thing.