shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I'm glad you understand! I do not have a reward at this moment for you, but do note that if I did I would reward your understanding of this delicate topic.

 

What kind of reward would you give?

 

Shutting up. Forever. Bye.

 

... sorry.

 

*He grabs the nearest cloth, which happens to be @Itch's discarded shirt. It's ripped, filthy, and smells vaguely like gin, but it works to awkwardly swaddle @Half-Norm Hell Child in.*

 

*cries really loudly*

 

Usually candy but I don't have any other than my master's Special Ferrero Rocher and I need those otherwise I cannot get him to do things or... not do things... like jumping off of buildings because he wants to learn how to parkour.

 

*also cries really loudly*

 

Oh, that's lovely! We haven't got a ceremony on Eukaris, but some experimentation is almost expected.

Fair enough! You intend to raise the little one, then?

Quite.

Exactly. My species isn't dimorphic in that regard, so my firsthand experience likely differs from those who are raised among a binary (or ternary, or higher but still differentiated...) system.

 

What's parkour?

 

I've never really understood exactly what it is, myself, but I know it involves very skilled people jumping across buildings and doing impressive things.

My master is not that.

*As to the crying he is holding his hands over his sensory array. Ah the suffering of having sensitive arrays.*

 

Using the urban environment to enhance your ability to get around. Like, uh, kickflips off walls and stuff. It's also called freerunning. Um, how old are you?

 

Masters are all idiots.

Six and three-quarters.

 

(shhhh, shhhhhhh, shhh. shut it.)

 

*keeps on crying*

 

Hey, that's pretty grown up. My name's Marcus, what's yours?

(Uh, try getting them something that's not dirty for clothes. I bet they're uncomfortable.)

 

Norm the Genie.

 

(i dont HAVE anything thats not dirty for clothes.)

 

This is indeed true! *not gonna question why a kid has that opinion, nope*

However, at least mine is an idiot in the fun way? He is kind, though foolish.

 

A kind master? Really?