shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Oh. Thanks for suggesting it!

 

Seriously, though, you're gonna feel bad. It doesn't feel good. It might feel a lot better to exercise choice in how you grant wishes in other ways. Like making mean selfish people look stupid and helping out people who are nice and not making wishes for themselves. Would that help?

 

Yeah, I guess. But the people who are nice and not making wishes for themselves never are nice to me. Just to other people.

 

Yeah. People are stupid about who counts as 'people' to them. But maybe it'd make kind of a game out of it, so it feels less like work for you.

 

*smirks* Yeah, I'd like that. I'd like that a lot.

 

Still sucks that it's happening, though. Don't let people lie and tell you it doesn't.

 

Yeah, it does. And I won't let them. Ever.

 

-Nichrome gently whacks Lacuna's head with a datapad.-
Don't suggest murder, even if it's justified. I'm contractually obligated to say that.
[she doesn't sound too happy about that or particularly like she agrees Lacuna shouldn't suggest murder. She would suggest murder too, if that wasn't going against charta.]

 

Yes, atta.

-She rolls her eyes.-

 

Bianca noses the baby again, and licks it.

 

*giggles*

 

[Onyx watches the thylacine and smol genies, intrigued. Even without food-sharing in the equation, it appears to have sociable responses to young... genies? Young in general? It's a shame Ave was spawned fully-grown, it would be interesting to see how it reacts to non-organic juveniles.]

 

This is as annoying for me as it is for you, believe me-
[Her helm is lightly clipped by a tiny jet going at high speeds. She doesn't even comment on it but @Starscream Minimus II did interrupt her thoroughly]

 

[The smol jetling transforms back to rootmode and approaches Bianca and the baby curiously]
WoahHeyWhatsThat?????!!!!!

 

The white quadruped is a thylacine. The small floating tailed beings are genies in varying stages of development.

 

OhMyGoshTheyCanFlyToo??????? I wanna fly with them! Hi I'm Starscream!!!

 

*He plops Zeus in front of Bianca, sitting down himself.*

half genie.

 

Ohhh! I knowHowThatGoes! A few of the others are halfSomething!

 

[Her optics go pale blue over her mask, and someone looking closely might notice the corners scrunch up as she smiles.]

Fair. My apologies for the inaccuracy.

Starscream Minimus, the smaller of the two is a juvenile hybrid human-genie.

 

Hi! I'm Norm the Genie!

The baby's Marlon Ampora.