shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

But the baby should grow up to mimic the myth anyway, 'cause you're horrible!

 

That's gross.

 

Does anyone who ever acts cruelly deserve to die?

 

you want me to eat my kid??

 

Cronus is gross!

Cronus wanted to name the baby Little Bastard! And he slapped me!

 

So an insult and a minor injury are worth death? I realize I'm really not one to talk about ill-conceived revenge plans, given... everything with Solus and Megatronus, but that still seems a bit excessive.

 

No, I just want him to kill you. It's very fitting, you know...

 

whatd i ever do to it??

 

It is not!

Tried to name it Little Bastard. And you didn't want it until I tried to name it Goffik Zeus.

 

so youd kill a teenager for a rude name and hesitating. wow.

 

Yep.

And slapping me. And just being a big jerk in general.

 

8/

 

What does eight-slash mean? Should the baby slash Cronus eight times?

 

...yeah, I dunno if I want to play with you anymore.

 

how am *i* the jerk here when youve tried to kidnap my baby MULTIPLE times.

 

Not worth execution, or not exc--

[She frowns, and folds into mildly-smaller horsemode.] Well. I've killed, I've insulted, I've tortured, I've done any number of things to innocent targets. Care to kill me as well, little Norm? Or do crimes only matter when people you care about are the victims?

 

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Why?

You're a jerk and a terrible parent!

 

personally i like his spirit. kids got drivwe for a tiny vweakass alien.

 

... uh, no, not really. You're nice. I like you.

'Cause he's a jerk and I love the baby and he keeps taking the baby from me!