shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

cause ivwe gotten beat up dozens of times and im still around!!

 

*sighs* Unfortunately.

 

congrats, you can join the weirdly resilient smartass club.

 

hell, some bitch set my face on fire and i dont evwen havwe a scratch!

*That is very much a lie. She needs serious medical attention.*

 

-snickers unkindly-

 

That's only 'cause scratching isn't what fire does.

 

you might vwanna get that looked at. trust me. im an adult.

 

vwhatevwer! point is im immortal.

no one asked you, dumbass!!

 

You're dead.

 

thats not relevwant.

 

Dead people can't be immortal. Or rather, immortal people can't be dead.

 

dead people cant talk and yet here i am!!

 

If you are immortal, you wouldn't have died in the first place.

 

i cant die AGAIN, right?

 

You've got me there.

 

therefore im immortal NOWV. suck my dick!

 

You can't teach classes on being immortal.

 

*incoherent laughter*

 

its a state of mind!!

 

No, it's not. It's magic. Or a biology thing. Or science. I dunno but it's definitely not a state of mind.