shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

dna? damn nice ass? STILL gross!

 

No! Our genetic code!

 

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Once, I would have said that sounds perfect for test subjects.
Then I met her.
...
Mortality is now a requirement for all participants in future tests.

 

Even true immortality has rules.
And when people decide to ignore all the warnings and try to kill an immortal anyway, the universe breaks in... unfortunate ways.
I would not recommend immortality. Neither the partial one gained from deicide, nor the true one granted by certain roles in the large scheme of the turning.
It weighs heavily on the mind.

 

...that wasn't your fault, uncle. He made his own choices. [Onyx knows better than to try to touch the Unmaker without knowing how it'll be taken, but she does lay down close to him.] And in any case the universe is no more broken than a tree growing around a stone; that it had to find a new path is not an indication of total destruction.

 

[He nods, quietly.]
It is ironic, is it not. The Unmaker cautioning against the rending of reality. In a past turning they mortals managed to kill me. It... did not go well for them.

 

For all creation, there must be destruction; to remove destruction itself is to throw the universe out of balance. Not such a strange thing to be concerned about, even for one as powerful as you.

 

I suppose so. As much of an oxymoron as it is, destruction and chaos must follow rules as well, must be guided. Concern is a natural part of such a responsibility.

 

loser!! id DEFINITELY recommend immortality, because it RULES!

 

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i think i might be immortal. natural-causes-wise, anyways.

 

[He regards her with a cold stare, all the weight of being the personification of destruction behind it.]
As I was saying. All things must end. And some are in desperate need of swiftly meeting their demise.

 

...I realize you like to play up the 'evil' assumptions others make of you, but please don't threaten the organic. She's allowed to have her own opinions.

 

vwhos threatening me??

 

She is very much allowed to have her opinion. And I am very much allowed to react to these opinions as I see fit. Especially if those opinions involve suicidal amounts of hubris.

 

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I'm unaware of how your universe functions but I assume it is a curse laid upon you.
A truly cruel punishment.

 

Ford fixes him with a dark glare, arms crossed across his chest. "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, and I don't happen to think she's wrong about this. I also think you have some stupefyingly obvious biases when it comes to these matters, seeing as how you're the one planning to do all the destruction, at least in your own dimension. Now go ahead and threaten me. But remember, I understand how this place really works."