shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*drops the ice cream in fright*

*the monster lands on him*

 

*Threat neutralized. Pillow Monster smugly loafs and lets out a soft chitter to @Teal Grub.*

 

*They nab the filthy ground ice cream and make off, completely ignoring Norm.*

 

*it is soft*

*so soft*

*luckily, he does not need to breathe, so he's in no danger*

*pouts*

 

You´re weird!

I...Kinda got distracted and made something else with the part. I had to try this out it was on one of my books! I made a knee. Sort of.

That sounds dumb. You should be able to pick your body!

 

i fail to see howv discovwering the meaning of life makes someone 'vweird'. youre a cat that turns into a boy. id say thats VWAY vweirder.

 

Turns into a what?

 

girl. tiny robot trollianoid of unspecified gender. vwhatevwer the fuck.

 

That's super cool! Show me it some time?

 

I´m bigger than you! What´s a trollianoid?

Sure! But you gotta be careful, it kinda falls apart if you move it a tiny bit wrong.

 

thing that looks like a troll but isnt a troll.

and i vwas taller before i got turned into this thing.

 

I ' L L_ K E E P_T H I N K I N G_A B O U T_I T ! I_C A N_P R O B A B L Y_C H A N G E_H E R E_I N_I M A G I N A T I O N_L A N D , B U T_B A C K_W H E R E_I_A M_ F R O M_I T_W O U L D_B E_H A R D E R_T O_F I N D_S O M E O N E_W I L L I N G_A N D_A U T H O R I Z E D_T O_B U I L D . :P

 

You know, I had to build a knee once.

 

i can build you a body! In a few cycles. I´ll need to pass medical school.

Did it fall apart too?

 

Nope! Good thing, too, since it was in your Uncle Stentato.

 

-reaches over and gently boops Cronus so he falls over-

No having your knee fall apart wouldn´t be good. Did you just build it like his other one?

 

Ford gives Norm more ice cream. "Oh well," he says. "Apparently the wiggler is not very friendly."

 

*gets the ice cream*

You don't think I did something wrong, then?

*begins eating*

 

youre lucky it didnt try to kill you. thats vwhat theyre meant to do.

 

They're meant to kill people?! Really?! Why?