shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

are you sure about that
[the clown attempts to light up, with predictably disastrous results.

the clown is now burning, along with his contraband]

 

That is... inventively cruel. do you have clues as to how to break this curse?

 

theyre meant to kill each other. thats howv the cavwerns and the trials vwork.

 

"Your society means them to kill each other." Ford stares at him. "They have their own reasons for being alive, regardless of the way your people have set things up. We already know that it does not have to be that way; the existence of Beforus proves that."

 

and you dont think eons of being cowvardly hippies affected their evwolution in ANY vway?

 

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can i havwe that again in alternian.

 

pppppfpfmmpp

 

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i keep hearing nothing except an incomprehensible unholy combination of numbers and letters.

 

- botbot takes the cone happily, not noticing anything amiss -

T H A N K_Y O U ! I_C A N_N O T_ E A T_ IT , BU T_I T_ L O O K S_V E R Y_ I N T E R E S T I N G ! I T_W I L L_ L O O K_ N I C E_N E X T_ T O_ M Y_ O T H E R_T H I N G S ! :)

- they stick the cone into their compartment, between the juicebox and the amazing twisty straw. it cracks a bit, botbot doesnt notice -

 

w0w, 1 w45 g1v1ng y0u 7h3 83n3f17 0f 7h3 d0u87 4nd 455um1ng 7h47 17 w45 7h3 w0rd5 y0u w3r3 700 57up1d f0r, 8u7 7h3 3x7r3m3ly 8451c 4lph4num3r1c qu1rk?? 53r10u5ly?? 5h17'5 3m84rr4551ng.

 

exceptionally embarrassing.

 

You are far outside of my sphere of influence so I can not offer assistance. You have my sympathies, as little as they are worth.
[He grits his dentae, clearly furious, but barely holding onto control]

 

...are you- do you want me to do something?

 

zz>8(

 

zero zero a b c to you too.

 

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Spoiler: Translation

Wow, that's pretty rude. They're rather easy to understand!

 

He's a rude guy, Cinder. I wouldn't pay him any mind.

-She grabs his hand.-