Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

I knew which one it would be even before it loaded, I straight up can't play Dragon Age II without thinking aout it

 

[Dead retail voice:] >can I help you?

 

also, PURPLE

 

You guys get an image macro for (mashes purple button), I need one for (and then everyone voted for different options) lmao

 

Wait I swear someone had just voted for "what do you want." Am I going crazy, or did you delete it??

 

I deleted because I redecided basically as soon as I hit post sorry QuQ

 

@IvyLB not a problem at all, I was just confused for a sec (and worried my joke wouldn't make sense anymore haha)

 

Merrill hasn't been reblogging enough of his Tumblr posts lately and he's pissy.

 

> Nice to see you.

Okay, but now I'm imagining Meredith very severely handing out templar friendship bracelets and I can't stop.

 

>Nice to see you.



"..."


Did I annoy you into leaving?

.. Oh, no, you want me to follow you. Oh well.


(Hawke silently cheers, instantly reverts to a neutral expression when Meredith turns around)

 

>Tell me about this incident.









>_?

 

If you don't put them on when she gives you one you're executed on the spot for insubordination.

 

>You want my help?

Spoiler: to the tune of this gif

 

>I am no ally of yours

 

I'm gonna cheat and go with the second suggestion bc 1) I want an excuse to mouth off to the knight-commander 2) i'm worried "you want me to help?" will be ACTUALLY POLITE, which would make me sad.

 

>I am no ally of yours.








>_?

 

oh man i would love if the tone of the top one was "I am no danger to Kirkwall" - but you sure the fuck are...

 

>I'm not afraid of you

seriously, i waltzed in here with TWO apostates and i have no family left for you to threaten.

 

> I can't win.

(Re: title... kind of same, tbh.)

EDIT: Oh no, where's that reaction image when blue needs it

 

I think you accidentally a word there, Meredith.