Shitposting Rave OOC

i love botbot... jsyk. i love them.

 

Seeing as how I've seen one episode of GF, ever, Cthulhu's gonna try and play off the thing, but it's making me laugh like hell.

 

crobot is lying his ass off hes getting hit with it just as much as everyone is

 

heeeee. Cthulhu just came to Bill Cipher's party and tore through the town a bit. The makeout was not seen on TV given that the show is Y7 but it's...very plausible, given the nature of the intoxicants and the party and the fact that we saw as much as we did on a Y7 show. During most of the party, Ford was a golden statue in Bill's hands.

Ford just has no damn patience for this kind of shit. He also has a metal plate in his head that is supposed to keep horrorterrors the fuck out, and he always carries an Elder Sign, so even if this weren't the SPR, he'd be unaffected, because in CoC game parlance, he's a Sage; he's seen so much his SAN's all gone and Mythos shit doesn't bother him.

 

mituna: casually enquire to see if you can get a horrorterror beat up by another, larger horrorterror. there's no way that this could go wrong

 

Ghost busters

 

I am enjoying writing horrible B-movie villain dialog. Cthulhu was supposed to be a one-off joke but after Unicron inevitably destroys him I might bring him back later.

 

Aveira and Val aren't from CoC exactly, but a freeform Cthulhu Mythos-based RP that was using its own rules. I ended up converting them to Yahtzee's Chzo Mythos (namely the rules from The Consuming Shadow) and then my own "smoosh the two together and see what goes wrong" world.

 

I keep thinking "Corruption of Champions" not "Call of Cthulu" and wondering where the hell the sanity meter is coming from. :P

 

BotBot is adorable and also my aunt gives me and mom Elder god themed christmas CDs and then Cthulu shows up in the rabe...is something going on here? :P

 

I am going to staple meaningless scolding bureaucratic notes to every cthulhu in this vicinity so help me god.

From your own internal maths about how much you have lost from this madness.

 

meanwhile there's my boy, getting annoyed enough to be willing to fist fight an elder god because he's just going to casually assume that this is why his FP is hurting so he'll fight ALL THE THINGS and embody his damn aspect.

 

So a combination of the corruption and intelligence scores? Got it.

 

The universe will send them both to bed without supper, and it doesn´t care if it isn´t Cthulus real universe.

 

oh, THAT'S why reed's dialogue looked weird, i started actually capitalizing it. lmao.

 

tori cannot fine cthulhu

he can fine no one

that is not his job

his job is to sit at a desk all day and read prayers

 

Dom is from a CoC-inspired RP but PC brains are really squishy so I think I'll leave him out of this.

 

*high fives everyone*

That was hella fun, 10/10 would be an eldritch abomination again.

 

@Aondeug sometime when I am not writing little bits in between work tasks we need to actually do a scene with Ford and Herself, they amuse me so much.

 

YES. YES WE DO.