shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

(reed sets down her fruit mid-bite, looking vaguely nauseated) well that's just not very pleasant to watch

 

Not next on the list. And no. You wouldn't. No takesie backsies, my murders are refund free.

 

Why cant I have dreams like this more ophten. This is way better than vague portents of doom.

 

Oh for!

I can´t take you anywhere!

 

An understatement, really.

-keep that tone nice and even, boy. keep yourself in check. that is the way-

 

Why's everyone freaking out?

 

I AM AN ELDER GOD, EXCUSE YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER!

-cthulhu cannot keep up this secondary seeming of being fine because he's lost quite a lot of essence now-

NO, AND I DON'T CARE, EITHER

Spoiler: gore/vore

-his essence is coming apart at the seams. should you look at it, it would flash rapidly between horrid battle scenes, cracks in the universe and in reality, and bits of the internal anatomy of an elder god, complete with organ damage. it doesn't make much sense. slowly, he is consumed by unicron, his shrieking ceasing little by little as he is devoured, finally leaving only steaming bloodstains behind that twist the eye a little.-

 

*Actually looks a little sad now that his target of rage has been Vored*

*Puts up his crossbow and starts STOMPING IN AN ANGRY CIRCLE*

*Grabs Fedina by the shoulders and just starts screaming and lightly shaking him*

7HA7 7HING JUZ7 A7E MY 7ARGE7. I AM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

*Stops to wheeze, shakes Fedina a few more times before leaning close and whispering*

I'm going 7o fucking ruin you, you confuzing zack of zhi7. Wi7h love and ha7e zoooooo much ha7e hoooly zhi7.

 

This is the worst day oph my liphe.

This is the best day oph my liphe.

 

y0ur 8055 15 h07.

...h3y. h3y, guy. p3r50n. 4l13n. y0u 4ll g00d??

 

Ford nods. "Seemed like your kind of party."

 

Also super taken tho.

 

I am fine.

-smiles out of discomfort-

Yes, of course. I'll leave the notice here.

-no paper is dropped-

 

3h, f1gur3 1 c4n 47 l3457 l00k.

 

-peeks back in-
The sparkling's not doing acrobatics any more, so I assume it's safe if I come back.

 

Probably!

 

Who fucking doez 7ha7.

 

God. People are getting eaten too. Someone's wigging out. Wow.

 

-he just assumes you're talking about this eating alive show-

Devils.

 

- botbot backs up quickly at the seemingly sudden change in appearance. they rummage around in their compartment and pull out an obviously useless box of bandaids, unsure of what to do -