Ryuuga Wagatekiwo Kurau - The Overwatch Thread

"THIS GENERATION IS NOTHING BUT SISSYS" says the person making a whiny forum thread because two girls kissed.

 

This one is fantastic because of the third response it got:


The thread devolved into discussing the hot new sexual oreintations, elitegamersexual and topfivhundredsexual.

 

also I love it when Widowmakers forget Mei can countersnipe

 

Wow you're a shitbag, dude.

 

oooo already seeing the 'how dare you tumblr's going to fetishize them' shit
people move fast

 

Here's a link to the motionbooks version of the comic, with sound effect and music!!

 

x-posted from tumblr but:

I’m pretty sure McCree fell asleep behind the bar, given the angle of his arm, etc. So is he doing odd jobs or is he that asshole customer who will go behind the bar/register/what have you to get what he wants?

Also: the black label/bottle shape is making me think he’s drinking JD, and that’s a small bottle. I’m not sure how tall McCree is, canonically, but if half of the bottle (I’m guessing it’s a 750ml one by size relative to glass) put him out, either he’s exhausted or he’s a lightweight. Gonna tell us which, Blizz?

 

Well, he could have been drinking before then and that was just the straw that broke the camel's back.

 

V possible! Just seeing his head next to that smallish bottle cracked me up. And also validated the meta I made about how he's just a mess.

 

My theory is that Sombra hacked him to make sure he wouldn't be whiskeydicked later.

 

Honestly I am kind of hoping that dude we saw was Pharah's dad. Just so some rando civvie can be her dad.

 

A friend of mine pointed out that if the screen behind Pharah indicates that they're in Canada and the dude she's with is her dad, her Native skins could actually be nodding at him being a member of one of the Pacific Northwest nations. It's sort of far-fetched, but it'd be pretty cool if it was true.

 

HOLY SHIT THAT WOULD BE SO NEAT.

 

Yes!! I like the idea of there being this sorta segregation between the part of their lives that we get to see, and yunno, all the other stuff that ain't relevant to Overwatch. Like, Pharah's dad is just some dude, and Tracer's girlfriend is just some chick and they got nothing to do with the story, but they're there in the world doing stuff that we don't see, and sometimes our heroes are out there with them, just doing stuff that ain't for us. IDK, i like that kinda shit.

 

Oh man, Tracer's girlfriend is adorable, and so is Torb's ladyfriend.

 

Oh my god, Athena is fucking adorable, too. I dig Athena, actually. I hope we get some like shit from her at some point. Doesn't have to be, like, Winston Builds AI Waifu Sweet Robo Gorilla Babe Body, and we end up with her as a full playable character, but, yunno, AI is a Character Rather Than Plot Device.

 

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That's a bit... random. And rude.

And what would you do with the mech? Is it *also* wearing a schoolgirl uniform? Because that'd actually be kinda hilarious.
... also I feel I should probably note Korean students don't wear Seifuku. Just... just in case you were under the impression they did. That's Japan. Or rather, it was, that style doesn't seem to really be common anymore.

Speaking of uniforms, though, the South Korean military has some pretty nice ones...
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3045/2716821624_a328b82734_z.jpg?zz=1
Then put the mech in their digicam pattern.

 

Mech wears a seifuku, D.va wears a a gakuran.

Yunno, I'd be all for it for like a joke thing, where everyone gets fucking Japanese schoolkid outfits. Accompanied by a dating sim parody vid. For April fools day. An April Fools Blizzard puts way too much work into.

 

...actually a D.va in uniform would be cool, since I doubt the jumpsuit is standard issue.