shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

What You Dont Have Ways To Get Meds Without Performing Suicide By Mediculler?

 

No this ain´t th´pits sweetspark, this is walk in th´nice part a town.

Awright. -still leaning against Triage, isn´t about to be moved-

 

there are plenty of ways.

 

do you suggest i mug a doctor for his script pad because i will do that like deadass ok

ok maybe not but

ruh roh its racist mcfuck pretending hes relevant

thats real *quaint* and wait i mean nauseating nauseating is what i mean

 

Thats What Id Do If I Wasnt Fairly Convinced That My Current Doctor Values His Relationship To My Dad More Than The Chance To Stick Tentacles Into My Nervous System,

 

see, i WOULD sink to your very, very low level but im a responsible parent now.

 

one robot is too many robots i say while surrounded by robots

[She shoves her hands on her pockets and snorts.]

survival skills on point as always girl

ok fine whatever works for you thanks for the worthless advice bruh

aint done nothin to qualify for lowness my guy and you cant get to my level by goin down from where you ar-

uh is there a dream cps i can call

 

Spoiler: comm

[Venture to Scanner]: Go find somewhere safeish and at least cycle down for a bit even if you don't get actual recharge or defrag in
[Venture to Scanner]: I'm willing to bet you can throw a more painful tantrum than a toddler but come on man just sleep off the power-hangover it'll be less painful than powering through it I bet

Does your world not have back-alley doctors or
I mean I'm pretty sure we can hook you up in here but frag knows if any of it'll go with you back to the waking world

 

You an half th´galaxy -puts a paw over her in a way that will squish Tamika to the ground if she doesn´t go away, but won´t hurt her-

 

Wow hey rude you get to step on squishies but I don't? Ruuuuuuuuude.

 

yes and i already had to talk them out of naming the kid 'goffik zeus'.

 

I´m not steppin´ on her. She ain´t gonna be hurt none.

 

Averagius is sleeping in their Kindergarten right now, can I take a message?

 

-Happy purr! But Sawbones still can´t be arsed to move-

 

Did the tiny squishy to be stepped on? Rude nurse is still rude :P

 

No rude squishy is rude. -looks mostly amused- Nurse has had enough this cycle

 

Okay fair. [Venture eyes the medicpile, but... nope. Still gotta sit perfectly still and wait for the painkillers to wear off. Boooo. No cuddles for jets.] Does nurse have a favorite snack?

 

I like ruststicks, mostly. Mosta th´candy get too sweet fer me.

 

Rust sticks I can do! [Grinning, he summons a platter of them and sets it down in front of Sawbones.]

 

vwhats it like being able to eat metal shit.