One thousand talking cats: Warrior Cats Thread

cough
I mean
considering all the crossing and interbreeding
I'm sure there's some Furious Whispering going on between certain cats the SECOND certain attractions are noticed

THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY THOUGH HOLY SHIT.

[starclan comes down from silverpelt to be like] ~*~can u not~*~

 

omg that's great

honestly i sorta loved bluestar & oakheart's thing in bluestar's prophecy cause it was a literal one night stand??? like they hit it off at the gathering and flirted a bit, hung out together for ONE NIGHT and then both were like 'whooops well anyways' and never really hung out much again

 

starclan in their monthly email blast (im imagining they have one idk they have so many destined cats and so many starclan members they gotta keep track of it all somehow): okay so whoever the fuck keeps crossing cats, you hecked up. you hecked up real bad

 

they could be a safe sex psa

 

wait what happened in the power of three with that?

 

Spoiler: spoiler for the series

holly, lion, and jay aren't squirlfeather/bramble's kits, they're leafpool and crowfeather's!

 

OH RIGHT THAT THING
duhhhhhh sorry I am Forgetful

 

It Only Takes Once feat. Bluefur and Oakheart
lmAO

gods, should we make a list of every star-crossed kitty pair???? I kinda want to holy hell

 

Bluefur and Oakheart
Silverstream and Graystripe
Leafpool and Crowfeather
Crowfeather and Feathertail (nothing happened BUT IT WAS CLEARLY GONNA)
Lionpaw and Heatherpaw
Millie and Graystripe
Sasha and Tigerclaw
Alderheart and Needletaile
Reedfeather and Fallowtail
Ryewhisker and Cloudberry
Dovewing and Tigerheart

if we include med cats and other same-Clan cats:
Yellowfang and Raggedstar
Fireheart and Spottedleaf (kinda a reach but also....not)

and if we reaaaaaaally want to stretch:
Stormfur and Brook
Goldenflower and Tigerclaw

 

PLS...

eta ninja'd by cA (yay!)

 

(my list only includes those I know of. there definitely could be others, I have no idea.)

 

.............should we include Tigerclaw and whoever had his kits? do we know who had his kits? does he even count since he was technically ThunderClan at the time and only went after the kits when he switched to being ShadowClan?

 

poooooooooossibly also millie and greystripe? idk she joined thunder clan but was a kittypet during... iirc some of their courtship?

 

the kits were raised partly in river clan right? (hawkfrost + possibly his siblings if he had any?) so there was definitely some clan crossing there

 

I added 'em in cause like, fuck it, why not? she was a kittypet at first and that basically makes it star-crossed no matter what.

 

oh yeah, well, the RiverClan kits were--Sasha and Tigerclaw had those ones. but I was thinking of Brambleclaw and Tawnypelt.

 

i think upthread alderheart and needletail were mentioned? idk them though i didnt read that far

plus tiger jr./dove but i didnt read that far either

 

Goldenflower/Tigerclaw was that one

also uhhhh

Reedfeather/...fck I forgot her name EDIT: FALLOWTAIL
they had willowbreeze, who got down with crookedstar

then there were the idiots who GOT the rule started in the first place (Ryewhisker/Cloudberry, wind and river respectively)

 

is there a story here i feel like There Is

 

STORY TIME, GATHER ROUND, I'LL TYPE IT UP