shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I have fragall to compare it to man ask Gears or something

It's like. Crunchier? Than liquid energon? It's got flavors??? What do you want here

 

-noofs thanks, nibbles-

Crunchy? Th´frag do I know.

 

[She hustles out from under the paw.]
squishy does not to squishing thank you very much

 

Compared to organic food or compared to being able to eat at all???

 

Then Squishy oughta not mouth off-

 

both, both is good.

 

Uh, compared to no food, it's a very strange sensation to have things in your mouth, but at the same time it's so satisfying to chew it!!! Your jaws ache if you're not used to it and you can chip your teeth if you're not careful!!! Rust sticks especially stick to your teeth!!!

Compared to organic food, the resistance is much more, but it feels more filling and doesn't get everywhere!!! It has a very different taste, too!!!

 

Ford chuckles. "Sev doesn't even have tentacles and he's got no desire to do that sort of thing. And...he also values his relationship with your mother."

 

fuckin deligious

 

-throws her some ruststicks-

 

squishys under a lot of stress and wants a little slack here

magic man oh magic man the magical man with magical plans how do i get my mitts on trifluoperazine?

see i had trouble sayin that a lil while ago and now im a freakin expert. y'know. because ive been asking about it so much.

 

"Hey, Amethyst, you're not the same Amethyst I know, are you? You're not with Homeworld though?"

"Do you mean me?" Ford scratches his head. "I'm assuming it's a drug. Do you have access to a lab?"

 

never been 2 homeworl yo

 

Sev Isnt In A Relationship With Merwolfmom. Huskiemom Is To Our Eternal Embarrassment.

 

uhhhh obviously not the kind you think i do if you wanna suggest making by my own self antipsychotics

guess faking a gas leak aint outside my capabilities but you know what between stealing the meds (which everyone'll know was me *anyway*) and finding in a way to punch through the stupid roadblocks keep getting thrown up in my way id rather do the thing what wont get me arrested or like bright eyes dead of incompetence ok.

aw who am i kidding if anyone knew for realsies how to cut through bureaucratic red tape theyd start putting up fuckin *green* or something. just... forget i asked, magic man.

 

-There is a Christmas tree? in the rave now. It´s a tree, anyway. And the mis are decorating it with any number of glittery things.-

 

Oooh!!! It's so pretty I could just eat it up!!! And it smells good, too!!!
-snaps off the end of a branch, along with a glittery ornament, and crunches down-

 

[Onyx does not interrupt the decorating, but lays down nearby in horse-form, humming something upbeat. Her plating's overtones now shift from gold to red depending on the angle one looks at her.]

 

Miiiiiiii! Mimimimimimimi! -several mis surround the spider, scolding in mi- Not for eating! Bad robot! Mi!

 

[Amused:] Little brother, it's rather more polite to ask first. The kittenlings are working hard!