WTF Brain Autocorrect? - the majestic sea pancake and other substitutions

also, i routinely sing "high-heeled shirts and collared shoes" instead of the reverse in call off your ghost.

 

Well we call them blinkers so similar hat

 

For a while I didn't know what metal screaming was called so I called it "musical yelling."

 

My mom asked me to hand her the silverware from the dishwasher and as i did i said " here's your furniture"

 

SAME

 

I didn't see anything wrong with that sentence for way too long.

 

I always forget the word for al musdar in English. Its infinitive by the way. But to me iti is al musdar.

 

"The square on legs" didn't do as good a job of indicating the word 'table' as I'd have liked it to!

 

Couldn't remember what the Teisseire passionfruit syrup for drinks was called. Described it as 'the green with the orange inside, with water' (green can, orange syrup, add water). 5 minutes of repeated insistence on this description later I added 'for drinking' and Li suddenly realised what the fuck I was on about.

Brain fog sucks, man.

 

My stepdad called grated parmesan "cheese dust" once and now that's What It's Called for me.

 

The mandoline slicer at my house is known by everyone as Mr. Slicey at this point because I kept forgetting what it was called

 

Shaker cheese is what my family has always called it.

 

Sprinkle cheese here. Same for shredded cheese. My sister couldnt remember the word shredded or grated when she was younger and its ever since been sprinkle cheese

 

My mother called coleslaw 'coldslaw' until this year. She still sometimes calls it coldslaw. Dad once wrote "D" over the e in coleslaw as a joke about it.

 

Mine pronounces it "co-lay-shaw" for some reason.

 

Today I forgot what tweezers were called so I had to ask @Socket to get my "eyebrow pullies" for me...

 

powdered cheese over here

 

My roomate in college used to call smores morsels

 

I forgot the word 'ice' the other day and handflapped at the host for like ten minutes before it registered what I meant by 'crunch water! Crunchy water! THE COLD- THE FREEZY SCRAPE' (Freezy scrape possibly because I always associate ice with scraping out the freezer?)

Also I think I offended Kubo (hamster) the other day by referring to him as a 'fuzzy bite bag' (I was thinking of his soft fur and habit of stuffing his cheekpouches to bursting, okay XD)

 

My bf once described the radiator as 'the heater storage wardrobe oven'.