shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Quite, though I'm not-

-... -she stares at the gift and doesn't even take the obvious opening for a dirty joke-

[Laverna.exe has encountered a problem]

 

Quite. I can't call everyone myself, half of them won't even listen to me anymore, but-- [her eyes flash various colors before settling on a pale yellow...]

 

-wanders in slightly drunk- ´S Yule silly klenk. S´for giving present ta pipple if ya like or got keeds, und otherwise is for gettink shamefully drunk

 

[...and Amalgamous appears as if summoned, plating rattling.] Death's rusted bearings, Onyx, what in all the-- [Their optics flare red as they catch sight of Unicron, but the two little ones at His side are just as important.] Who are they?

 

(Sansta winks and takes her hand.)

 

My sparklings, Polemarch and... she prefers the moker Voidborn right now.

 

-A smol has been sleeping under the Mi-tree for a while now. He wakes up and yawns- Presents?

 

-the necklace is suddenly not in the box and now around her neck, which is progress-

 

...your sparklings. Your sparklings. [Their ever-moving components slow almost to a standstill as they stare at the younger robots.] And we're not all dead how? Onxai, are we all dead?

 

[Onyx smiles softly, and materializes a few boxes near the kitten. Should he open them, they contain various scientific and medical texts from Eukaris.]

[She is much less amused by her own sibling, and her ears swivel back.] No, we are not all dead. Rust and ashes, do you always have to jump to the worst conclusion?

 

[He's too giggly to respond to either of them.]

First time getting a gift? What else would you like?

 

You can call me whatever you like. Primus and I are... Committed, though, if that's what you're asking.
-he smiles-

Hello, kitten. Yes, presents! And lights and candy too.
-he now has a plate of energon candies shaped like Christmas trees-

His sparklings with my conjunx, not with Primus.

 

-oh right there are other people here! She blinks a few times- Not quite the first but. Pretty close. I. Um. Like purple.

 

Well, I can't say I'm really any good at gift-giving, but...

[He waves a hand and concentrates, creating a hand-sized moving halla made of crystal and amethyst. It bounds through the air over to her and poses.] Not that it will last outside of here, but we might as well use the Fade for what we can.

 

the fuck is a christmas??

 

Someone's got to, now Axij isn't 'round to.

With a mortal? Paint me impressed, been a while since even trying wasn't a double death sentence.

 

Oh! It's like a little wind-up toy, only prettier.

 

Earth human holiday that's an amalgam of religious beliefs, but is celebrated with food, presents, lights, and friends, as I understand it.

 

Yes! Dagna has shown me wind up toys before, and that sounds right.

 

gross!