Out of context quotes thread

"So put the mulled wine on wheels!"

(One that happened just yesterday...)

 

Hiatt: IF THAT GUYS THE BAROMETER THEN I SHOULD BE SWIMMING IN DAUGHTERS RIGHT NOW

 

Spoiler: NSFW

 

"i mean, the moons made out of cheese so why cant the sun be of birch"

 

@LadyNighteyes WHAT IS THIS GAME

 

Not Nighteyes, but it's Last Word and on steam! It's a turn based RPG with dialogue as the fight mechanic.

 

@Lazarae thank you friend i will Find It

 

^I was in the shower, so thanks for saying this for me. The cat is the super-high-level bonus boss. :::PPP

 

"I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU WITH A TOUCAN"

 

"Because you insulted my beliefs and/or pants"

 

I choose to believe these are connected.

 

They are actually entirely unrelated, but I did get a giggle when I posted the second and saw the most recent was still toucan murder.

 

Who among us wouldn't murder somebody with a toucan for insulting our pants, though.

Actually, isn't there a Pokemon in SuMo that looks like a toucan? I think we have an OC concept here. Random trainer challenges you because they think you're looking at their pants funny.

 

And now I'm going to chug eggnog until the Christmas spirit comes out my nose.

 

A unique but delicious exorcism.

 

"Wait, if I'm the gay cousin, and you're the gay cousin, who's flying the plane?"

 

It's okay, the bisexuals have it covered.

It's a... bi-plane.