shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I used to want one when I was little, before I learned the difference between 'want' and 'need.' Thank you.

 

Helios! Dorian! Happy Satinalia! You're....

... Maker, my party must not be nearly as exciting.

 

@Cassie Volante

(ping!)

Spoiler: space texting

REED: hey i have a great idea for a christmas present you could give me:
REED: never talking about this ever again
REED: ... please

(Reed has reappeared in the Rave, in eyeshot of Cassie and her younger double but pretty far away. If Cassie looks around and sees her, Reed points emphatically at herself (herself herself, not the other one) and draws her thumb across her throat.)

 

Merry Satinalia! [He salutes with his glass of wine.]

Berit! You should join us over here. Tevene parties are much more fun than Orlesian parties. Almost as much murder and politics but much less clothing.

[He pours her a glass of wine too. It's five o'clock somewhere.]

 

-investigates. The books are very interesting, but also there are Boxes! So once books are removed a kittenbutt is planted in one of them-

-Candy is a reason to get up- Ooh Candy! -he pads over and noof LS, looking adorable-

-giggles. You got a hat!

 

(toasts) I like my clothes, but thank you for the entirely impossible invitation anyway.

 

Ah, well. Worth a shot. I hope yours is going as well as our, at any rate.

 

No party like a dreamspace party.

 

Clothes iz overrated. -Mine makes a tray of drink appear- Vant sum? No bogs, hy promise.

 

Mm, yes, depths yes. Never too early for drinking.

 

-Hands her something tasty and good for killing braincells- Happy Yule!

 

clothes are very overrated. i think they should be taboo, personally.

 

You're a dear. -sip-

 

-snorts- ´ere, get dronk. -hands him a drink-

-grins, toasts-

 

MERRY SHITSCRAM ONE AND ALL.

 

Ford sighs. "Stop dating assholes," he says after a moment. "It worked for me."

 

EXCEPT CRONUS IS AN ASSHOLE HIMSELF. THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE I THINK.

 

"That one is a Cronus too?" Ford sighs. "They're really getting creative these days. How are you doing?"

 

"Excuse me?"

 

YEAH. KIND OF TOO MANY CRONUSES.

THEN AGAIN. ANY CRONUSES AT ALL IS TOO MANY.