shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

interesting phrasing there.

*Cough cough.* (cavwernrobber.)

 

When Dont You Overstep?

 

Not what I meant. Not what I meant at all.

*laughs* You got me there.

 

I'm sure you'll be fine, love, and not at all Sunshine-like.

-nudges a present towards her. It's Kablooey's old notes and all of her explosives that didn't seem like they'd explode in transport-

 

[A spindly douchebag person begins climbing Vermillion's back.]

 

*COUGHCOUGH.* (cavwernrobber in denial.)

 

We get those, too. Trick is to get them too drunk to pick a fight.

 

"I really don't think you get much of a choice about that," Ford points out. "Sorry."

He glances at Norm. "Maybe a little."

 

It Cant Be That Hard To Remember "Dont Fucking Mention Chroma And Quadrants In One Breath."

!!!!!!!!!!!
[Chroma makes wide eyes and tacklehugs Static with a tiny squeak]

 

Need a lozenge, Crocro?

 

Crude, also. Maybe even offensive? You'll have to forgive me, I've been corrupted by all these horrible northern demons.

[He leans against Dorian and kisses his cheek again.]

Fascinating! Not unlike how the old Tevinter Empire tried to take and change our gods. How very appropriate for the holiday!

 

dont evwer call me 'crocro' again.

 

I Mean I Was Mostly Hyperbolic, But Really I Wouldnt Even Be Mad Itll Be Fucking Annoying To get Used To A Different Bodytype.

 

*This is the expression of someone who has just accepted his fate* Hello there.

I am very large. That is hard.

 

Happy... Twelfth Perigee? That's your version, right?

 

keep a jar of horn putty on hand. youre going to break the tips a lot because suddenly theres a foot and a half more of you to keep track of.

 

Sorry. *sighs*

Sorry. I really messed up.

Fine.

Everything sweet's got something bitter at its core - I guess that's the true meaning of... Christmas.

 

Hy could manage hy bet. Hy gotz poison vot meks jägers see der preddy colours Und keels humans bot hyu know.

 

Hi, here's your daily reminder that I like you best because you're the greenest.
[he says this flatly, despite his wide grin]

 

We've already put the fool in the Archon's throne, so we ought to throw all the bitter out here too, yes?