shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Our ability to process poisons mostly harmlessly counts alcohol. The answer is shitty booze in vast quantities, we've made collecting it into a culture hobby. The worse the better.

 

I don't know what you're referring to, but... uh, I guess, yeah?

 

[She nods a lot and clings, smiling]

I Dont Tend To Fix My Horns Because I Dont Give A Shit And Also I Dont Take Tips From Seadwellers.

Youre Forgiven
[She says this as arrogantly as she can manage]

 

okay. you can be one of the morons vwho pupates in their fivwe by fivwe completely enclosed recuperacoon and asphyxiates.

 

*smiles softly*

*chroma's arrogance doesn't hurt*

*he's just glad to be forgiven*

 

(Berit pulls her hands apart to summon a flimsy but extremely glittery paper crown, and sets it on Norm's head) Here, you seem a suitable fool.

 

*laughs* Okay.

 

Perfect! You're king for a day, Norm.

 

Here is the point that I admit that my people are immune to all known poissssonss in the galaxy. I think the alcohol only got me becausssse I wasss dehydrated and thuss reacted out of need for water.

Of coursssse

 

And... (she ties a length of green ribbon around Norm's hand) ... there, perfect. Now you can be the Inquisitor too.

 

*laughs* Uh, thanks, I guess?

 

ive seen hunchback of notre dame. i know where this is going.

 

No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!

They don't have Hunchback of Notre Dame where they're from.

 

Sorry, is that a play?

 

thats not the point. i still get to throw shit at you.

 

> This is not where you were just a few minutes earlier.
> This is not where you want to be.
> There are humans here.
> Obviously the best solution is to tunnel under a rug.
> Good job, 79.

 

A book and a Disney movie.

 

I Dont Have A Coon Right Now, Fishsticks For Brains. Sopor Patches Just Fit That Homeless Lunatic Aesthetic Better.

 

y0u, uh. y0u 0k4y d0wn 7h3r3??

He pokes the rug with a cautious finger from where he's sitting.

 

*sighs* If you say so...