shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

when have i even ever done anything wrong?

 

*laughs* I can totally be both.

 

All hail king arsehole -grins and toasts him with a drink-

 

Can I start with your chin or should I start with your hair?

 

*creates his own drink super quickly*

*toasts back*

 

[Onyx, having faded partially out of the rave for a bit, resolidifies.] We have a festival of light, too-- of Lost Light, rather, but the contrast is intriguing. Originally it was a way to honor those sparks who could not find their way back to the Well, going all the way back to Mortilus himself; nowadays, it's... a remembrance of all the fallen. [She shrugs.] And another excuse to get blind drunk, like most holidays.

[Onyx shifts back to centaur form, a goblet of something steaming and bright orange appearing in her hand. She blinks a few times.] I'm... rather later than I left, aren't I? Oh dear.

 

Wassail! -toasts Norm-

 

*toasts back*

*grins*

 

> You transmit back a flashing gif and a screaming electronic tone that changes frequency randomly.

 

ill have you know i shaved last month.

 

[He flails off of Vermillion and lands rather undignifiedly in a heap of mostly legs partially pain]
Do you kiss Doc Veda with that mouth?????????

Why did you, gods, the THINGS I CAN SEE!
I will have to cheerlead your stupid human face fur into growing faster.

 

Fffffuck off.

 

-squints for a long moment, considering- I like this one.

 

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck no I was here first

 

Yeah kissing up to humans. FART.

 

its called stubble and its considered attractive.

 

> You snake your head out from under the rug.

"Your chin is a butt."

 

I am very honored, strange alien creature with an adult oriented and or deep sea flavored design philosophy. Sadly I am not for sale right now because I am broken :D

 

Did you recently eat your eyeballs because I am not kissing anything right now much less humans.

It's called your skin and I may be blind now.

 

I had to eat my eyeballs after seeing your ugly face.