shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Yes, if more than one person is having it. Sometimes the strongest dreamer can control the whole thing." Ford is very glad that a certain dream demon hasn't returned to the rave.

 

... Me?

That's not running. That's hijacking.

 

Mi?

 

Yes, you.

Not you.

 

Not that I'm aware of! Why would I be an ammonite?

 

"That depends on whether the other parties want it to happen or not, but yes, that's generally the case." Ford smiles.

 

Tito's, St. Germain, lemonaide, grapefruit, lime, ice.

Good stuff.

 

The one whose voice doesn't have an obvious source, hah.

 

She's in a potato, actually.

 

(skepticism)

 

You´re about the right size and you´re mechanoid. But if you were one you´d know. They´re a species

 

Oh! I'm... not actually mechanoid! At least I think not. I'm mostly meat, except for a few implants, at least. I'm just a kind of psychic that can... override signals, kind of. It's hard to explain and I don't entirely understand it. Something about 'universal frequencies' and Weird Psychic Stuff.

 

"Static, we've all missed you," says Ford. "Chroma especially, of course, but the rest of us, too. Come back sometime?"

He grins at Chroma. "You should introduce Osmium."

 

Of course! We just need to get back to New Lazlo so we can find a few shifters. The last time we hired a shoddy one we ended up in Mexico. -shudders-

 

"If I knew where you were, I'd come get you myself," Ford offers. "If you see any thylacines anywhere, let me know...we're looking for more. We've rescued five adults, three pups and two or three joeys, but that's not a breeding population, yet."

 

I'll keep an eye out! We're... way too close to the Magic Zone, which is why it's taking us so long. Nobody's happy about it, not even Morgan.

 

Ford nods. "It doesn't sound like you're having much fun."

 

*In the meantime, Cronus has finished consuming any alcoholic beverages offered to him and appears to be having a hard time staying upright.*

 

Noooooot really. It gets really rift-y around here. There's lots of nexii and stuff, and some idiots pre-rifts built a huge arch that's not a permanent rift nobody knows or is willing to get close enough to close. And the Solstice just passed so it's extra bad. Jen keeps having to make new demon wards, we can't afford to let them wear off for long. But we're not actually in the Zone so it's not as bad as it could be. And the Coalition only does fly-bys and small recon patrols so we don't have to worry about them!

 

Huh, that´s interesting. I Kinda wanna know how it´s done but I don´t think I could recreate anything as tiny as you.