Basically, just think of it as a bizarre work of original fiction that coincidentally shares a few names and concepts with the Harry Potter franchise.
Yeah, I mean. Tom Riddle is a separate person from Voldemort/Vlodemort/Volxemort/etc. and is the hot bisexual cashier at the Hogsmeade Hot Topic who gives Enoby clothes for free because they make her look hot. We are deep into a strange, bizarre alternate universe here.
Haha, I actually looked at a couple of those, erm, "stories" when they were linked earlier. I'm mostly boggled by the grammar, or lack thereof. Like, most of the words are spelled correctly (okay, a lot of them are spelled as a totally different word, but still), but the lack of punctuation gives it this weird kind of monotone quality, even in the CAPSLOCK parts.
Also is anyone else familiar with "Shadow Rapes Matthias"? I MSTed it years ago. About the best thing anyone could say about it is it delivered what it promised.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8787838/chapters/20144695 Idk who here Star Trek: TNGs, but I made it through the first chapter of this fic. It's... honestly impressive.
If by impressive you being impressively beige. That was the blandest thing I've read in a long time. Also, I feel like Wesley might find it weird to have a portrait of himself hanging somewhere. I mean. I would find it weird.
I think one of my fave parts of Ultamite Nineball's work was when his character makes a bow in the forge, "from a very rare metal called ebony". At least three layers of wonderful fail and a possible stealth shoutout which would have been confirmed if only he'd spelled it "enoby". Here is a friend's drawing depicting the best we could make out of a really badly described fanfic sex scene.
... I mean, most fanfic sex scenes are still less confusing than this one, which allegedly actually happened. Spoiler: NSFW Yes, "each dick". He has two. And yes, there's proof.
