Purple Narcissist Dystopia/Flowers in the Atticro

please mail me itch ill hang her up on my wall

 

Haha, I might once I finish my sister's present! It'll probs be small enough to just stick in an envelope. An itch trading card.

 

something something clair + slick bonding over the mutual agreement that Fuck Saturn

maybe even smooching after slick is aged up at the highly problematic rate of one year per year

 

ive decided that based off this quote, the Original Trifecta can be ranked by edginess to actual danger by how dark their coffee is

oily: black as his soul. probably cold too
saturn: he drinks it less dark than oily but still too dark for his tastes. will ignore you if you comment on the fact that he clearly hates it
venus: dumps an entire gallon of ice cream into his. gives no shits. can break your neck in under a second

 

sdfghjl what if the reason its so easy for oily to pass as an average cronus is because he hasnt hit his adult molt yet

fuckin cradlerobbers @saturn and venus

 

*venus voice* is that a fucking gremlin.

 

Spoiler: nasty, nasty joke

 

....I want to make a subaccount for Latulakin Cronus but:
what should name account
should he use Latula's quirk, or his, or both?

 

'sk8ter boi' and have him do strictly latulas quirk but shittily and inconsistently and accidentally dropping in his own quirk every two sentences

 

YES GOOD
thank you very much

 

Okay okay but re: Damarakin!Cronus, I have ideas and I must SHARE.

His outfit is like...okay you know those sexxxy schoolgirl Halloween costumes? Yeah it's basically just one of those, only modified to look vaguely like Damara's canon outfit (except, y'know, way more revealing).

He goes around making sexual advances in bad troll Japanese, like Damara, but his are 100% sincere and if he's called out on them he immediately goes on about all the trauma his previous matesprit put him through and how Meenah friendzoned severely bullied and harassed him for God knows how long. He never actually dated Rufioh but he claims he totally did and that Meenah actually did fuck him up and that in general he totally went through all the stuff Damara went through in canon, and uses his totally legit u guise trauma to fish for sympathy and compliments.

Also he carries around a legit weed joint at all times but he's too chicken to actually try and smoke it.

Damara, for her part, thinks his suffering is fucking hilarious. Vaguely offensive, yes, but it's Cronus so she can't even bring herself to take it seriously.

 

is there a love triangle between horusskin cronus rufiohkin cronus and damarakin cronus that rufiohkin cronus desperately wants to turn into a threesome but horuss cro and damara cro hate each other too much for

 

hell fucking yes

 

k so im in the (very slow) process of making a wiki for all this and im having fun with placeholder descriptions

 

the ride never ends

 

also heres the wiki page if yall wanna add in yr crosonas

 

bruh. Bruh

look at this this is so clearly protosaturn im in LOVE

 

also THIS

tbh the discovery of rays old art has Reignited the flames and ive got a new worldbuilding idea which im gonna put in another post @ some point

 

@ some point = weeks later when i got a shitton of homework 2 do, Apparently

ANYWAYS

i have decided that while crotopia is a rudimentary dream bubble saturn has to keep it inflated so to speak (otherwise it collapses in on itself and all the souls within are lost for good)

this ties back in with the concept of clairvoyants. the cronustopia bubble needs hope to stay afloat and instead of idk fostering a wonderful hope-nurturing environment he decides hes gonna forcefully rip it out of children

clairvoyancy works by artificially triggering the crisis of aspect thru torture which causes a big release of hope. take too much out and you start accidentally ripping out their Soul instead of just their aspect (which causes the physical damage seen on former clairvoyants. their 'bodies' are just their souls bc theyre dead)

additionally the bubble itself naturally sucks hope out of cronuses who dont have a high enough hope level to be a clairvoyant in order to sustain itself