shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"With all due respect, ma'am, you can go fuck yourself, because I'm probably going to be executed anyway, so there's nothing stopping me from talking back to humans. Have you considered doing your own damn work?"

 

and you farted with your butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm being nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i even replaced the rug you stole with your stupid fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm a cooler rug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"You're a lumpier rug. Colder. Louder. More annoying."

 

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She looks far too pleased with herself.

 

"Substandard. One million years demerits. One billion years burned sugar sludge."

 

one trillion years lumpy rug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"One quadrillion years bad hair."

 

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She jabs 79 in the side.

 

-79 finally laughs, wheezy and faint.-

 

brat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! make another rug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

-A rug appears on top of Chi.-

 

Dol creeps out from the corner where they were chilling and promptly burrows under the rug. Poor 79.

 

"Wow, don't you think we should get a room for this level of filth?"

 

we've got a rug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"The filth only grows. Somewhere a human mops their weird organic brow."

 

Dol nods vigorously from underneath the rug and burrows into Chi's side. She tangles her legs up with theirs like a NASTY.

 

yes.

 

Please stop having sex on me.

 

we're not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You're entwined.