shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

She squeals and elbows him.

fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[He wheezes but doesn't let go, instead flopping over with Chi securely in his arms.]
I'm dead. i'm dead sis, you killed me. Muuuuuuurder.

 

No wait murder is for people.
Vandalismmmmmmm

 

Sorry. -now it's just their screens and tablets going wonky-

 

what was that i can't hear you.

 

Mleb. -Static has retreated fully into the jacket-

 

She elbows him again.

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm a vandal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a vandal of terrible green bugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the fuck is sparky doing?????????????? hey hey hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a fucking rug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stalker] They do that. Sounds like your corner of the megaverse is about as fucked as ours. -pats Static's head- Kid doesn't do hopeless situations well.

 

[boring. he sends an obnoxious little PING]

You're not even orange enough to be a good vandallllllll- owch fuck you.

[He proceeds poking her forehead with spidery fingers.]

 

[PONG]

 

[WINDOWS STARTING NOISE]

 

[ANCIENT MODEM HANDSHAKE]

 

[AOL WELCOME]

 

i didn't even KNOW there was a rebellion l m a o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe greenie's full of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She makes an exaggerated porny moan, fluttering her eyes. There's a quiet snicker from the ruglump in the corner.

fucking swoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then she promptly elbows him again. Fucking quit it, Chi, your elbows are fucking sharp.

 

[INCOMING FAX]

 

Maybe I AM full of shit. You should check. pat me down.
[He winks obnoxiously]

[PAPER JAM NOISES]

 

Dol peeks out from under the rug curiously, squinting at Scanner with their single eye.

what were you rebelling against? why?

 

[THE SOUND OF A BROKEN CD SPINNING IN THE TRAY RIGHT BEFORE SOME DUMBFUCK OPENS IT AND GETS SHARDS TO THE FACE]

 

Your face. Because it sucks.

[NOKIA PHONE IN THE MICROWAVE SOUNDS]

 

Wow.