shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! very important!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL HAIL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! solar panels and finances are like the same thing right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Bee Movie script]

 

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[Tug tug. Congrats, your arm is being fondled by the toes.]

Sounds about right. It's all for squares.

 

-79 slowly and deliberately wraps herself around part of Vermillion's tail. Hers now. Better than a rug. Better than the screechy loser rug.-

 

fine.

Dol comes out of their rug nest, marches over to Scanner, and gestures for him to bend over.

 

Chi leaps at him in faux-outrage.

i'll fuck you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

no they aren't BUT I FORGIVE YOU

You're a terrible date.

[An Improbably Large Number Of Arthur Macros]

[That noise is less breathy but clearly appreciative]

 

[He screeches with laughter and lets himself be tackled off his perch on Vermillion. Rasslin time.]

Wow! I thought you were proud of being boring and lame!

 

[Scanner grins and scrambles into reach without getting off of Vermilion]

 

take me out sometime and see for yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'll make you pay for EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm so fucking broke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everything you say sounds like a fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The rasslin' commences.

 

I'M BROKER
[he cackles]

 

Dol gives Scanner a quick peck and draws back, very briefly looking him in the eyes. They're very solemn.

your face looks like an ass.

 

-79 bleps at him, tiny and solemn.-

 

probably!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

l m a o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Modem noises again, but 7x slower so it sounds like a horror game soundtrack]

 

[Scanner makes a happy little synthetic sounding noise]
You suck at kissing!

Ummmmmmmmm run a defrag maybe? you're lagging.

 

Maybe because your ears are all assholes! Sounds about right!

[Gleeful rasslin' continues. And maybe some very light biting. chomp.]

 

"No."

 

We can steaaaaaaaal food

[A speedcore song composed entirely of human screams, carefully curated from a number of horror LPs]