shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-snugs! Which incidentally also include Clover- Halp I had an emotion.

 

It Happens To The Best Of Us
[She smiles. QUADRANT PILE TEH BEST PILE. Wait no that's... filthy... ]

 

you don't look like a bug. trying to fight was dumb of you, though. did you think you'd win? chi would've done it too. i wouldn't have, but i'm defective. so it doesn't matter. can i touch your ears?

More pettins happen.

 

more exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon don't hold out on us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

-mis are jioninh the nap pile. smol purrs-

 

I don't know why we did but someone probably had to! And yesssssss touch my earsssss
[Scanner makes a happy little noise]

 

-sends a heart... and a record of maybe babby's first hateflirt??? [whatisthisfeeling.sensdat]-

 

your reasoning's dumb.

Very carefully, Dol traces their fingertips along Scanner's nearest ear.

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well Then.
Remember How Im Really Really Bad At Quadrants Like For Real?
Uh.
Ive Got Nothing. Maybe Ask Him Out On A Date?

 

Yes it is! Super dumb! Hey hey hey do that again!
[Scanner grins and shoves his head into Dol's hand more firmly]

 

...That's confirmation though. Like, explicit no-bones about it "that is definitely the thing right there." That's what that is. -they have gone spectacularly neutral, with a side of horror-

 

svweet.

 

nice gradient!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! marry us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You Can Also Just Ignore It Until It Goes Away? Or Kill Him. That Sometimes Helps.
[Is it clear by now how bad chroma is at romance?]

 

okay.

They run their hand over his ear a bit more thoroughly this time, tracing little circles against the metal.

 

Nnnnnnot you you're ugly!

[He stops dead in his tracks, blinking.After a tiny pause he offers]
Only if the ring's real big!

 

im vwounded.

 

[The noise Scaner makes is downright undignified]

 

Don't worry love. I'll flail hopelessly at it like everything else. At least I know now.