shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I can make a tiny darkness! -makes a spot of dark about the size of a mi- if I put it on a light it makes the light go out.

 

I'm doing fairly well, all things considered. I'm getting stuff done at a decent rate and I haven't yet blown my arm off due to skipping recharge and defragmentation. But the concern is appreciated.

That is incredible! I am so proud of you!
[She cuddles her son close, noofing him briefly in imitation of Sawbones and him]

 

-noofs back- Libre wasn´t happy about it, he chased me out of the library cause he kept turning the lights off.

 

Well. Libre can come to me if he has anything to say. Though i think maybe you shouldn't antagonize our comms department. Experiments are best done in a controlled environment, so you should maybe stick to playing with the darkness bubbles in your own room for a while.

 

Oh come on, its just an opinion. I want to know from you if I would be considered an adult.

 

Maybe. Hell if I know what ages are considered adult in your world, especially considering some of you guys are immortal and stuff.

 

Oh boo. *playfully smiles*

 

Spoiler: technically moana spoilers

*ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR KRABS SHITPOST RAVE.*

*Or at the very least heavily blinded by the five-legged blingy motherfuck who just strutted his shell in.*

 

-looks at the crab. snootily. look at this tacky asshole. NOT LIKE ME AND MY STYLISH DRESSES that my sister bought me. NOT OVERLY FANCY. STILL ANNOYINGLY STIFF THOUGH-

-tori scoffs-

 

*is suddenly extremely thankful for his sunglasses*

*that is just too much bling*

*and too much shine*

 

*squints but is still interested in looking at all that bling*

*he is an innocent (sorta) with no concept of tackiness yet*

*tamatoa just looks cool to him*

*but he can't look at tamatoa for very long*

 

Spoiler: technically moana spoilers

*He may be a tacky asshole but he is THE tacky asshole. Get your insults right.*

 

MAY I INTEREST YOU IN AN EDUCATION?

 

Spoiler: technically moana spoilers

I might offer you the same thing. Have you so much as heard of gold leaf?

 

-no. you are only A tacky asshole. there are many. you are just one and tori judges you heavily with a disapproving tori glare-

 

YES. I CONTAIN SEVERAL BOOKS ABOUT IT. JUST COME INTO MY LIBRARY AND/OR BOOKSTORE AND READ THEM.

 

Are you aware that you're blinding half the people in the room or is that just how you say hi.

 

Spoiler

I wouldn't be caught dead in your dull little establishment.

Also, could you see me fitting through that miniscule little doorway?

The latter, but I'd consider the former my reward for being forced to walk among the less adorned masses. Are you aware you resemble a dead flounder?

 

At least I'm not so covered in jewels that I kill everyone I so much as look at. I'd say you need a mask, but really you need about a hundred masks. More than it probably.

 

Spoiler

Shame, I've been staring at you for at least a minute now and it doesn't appear to be working.