shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-walks into the room. stares at the fire. calmly. coolly. in amazement-

Wow. For once I'm not the one setting everything on fire. Huh.

 

-stares at the flames and backs up from them. what extra arms he had are gone. there is only one face. he looks rather small. but he is not down for the count. not yet!-

You just give me time. I'll be able to write up on that does say shit about fire. A lot of shit about it, in fact.

-BEHOLD. A NEW TALISMAN OF NO FIRES YOU FUCK. this does nothing to solve the current fire problem-

 

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's mentally as he jumps back from the fire instinctively. but no. WE MUST DANCE. he strikes a pose and shifts through wind kantirs. WIND. BLOW. GET THIS SHIT OUT OF HERE-

 

Arson is one of my most frequent hobbies!

[Mara attempts to burn the talisman before it is stapled to him on the off chance that Bei Heihe forgot to make it fireproof.]

Be careful where you're blowing that, the noxious fumes have some interesting side effects on the mind. Gwahahahaha!

Spoiler: lyrics are getting more nsfw than usual

Swallow me. Sit on me. Thrust me and we will escape from the CIS!

 

-he continues dancing, ignoring this entirely. he has flowed naturally into water. it is now raining. inside. hard.-

 

-he did not think to. also his arms are back and now he is just. frowning. wtf is this rain shit it is cold? heaven doesn't have these?-

 

For me it's less a hobby. More a consequence of my being.

-shrugs. she is now admiring her brother. GREATLY ADMIRING-

Brother, you're ruining all of Rue's hard work. Shame on you.

 

[This would upset Mara a lot more if it Bei Heihe were not displeased with the rain. Besides, Mara has more tricks up its sleeve, and rain doesn't solve the problem of the smoke.

I'll penetrate through,

Spoiler: why this

swallow-Swallow me. Sit on me. Thrust me and we will escape from the CIS!

 

You always escape from them, you pest! Now behave or I'll be forced to remember a mantra!

 

-she laughs at this scene. oh this is a good and silly day-

 

Sure, I'll behave, but you said nothing about my daughters being unruly! GWAHAHAHAHA!
[Mara casts Shibaboo, and tentacles happen at Heihe.]

Spoiler: mara stop (nsfw lyrics)

I'll penetrate through, move it in you! SWALLOW ME!!!!

*Mara exudes its excitement* GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

-she laughs even harder at the sight of a man quite like her brother being assaulted by a giant green dick's tentacles-

 

-wriggles away and thrusts his hand out at the tentacles, pushing qi at them through his palm-

Says a lot about you as a father that they have no manners, I'd say!

-enter KUNG FU pose here. with his eight arms. and three faces. and two sets of legs-

 

Uh...LIVE AND LEARN! [Mara detaches the tentacles and rolls on away. The tentacles wriggle around in pain, now futilely attempting to follow Mara in his cowardly flight.]

 

Miiiiiii! -oops. Some mi feels insufficiently entertained and/or cuddled)

 

Aww, I want to pick one up and cuddle it. They look so cute.

 

eat one!!

 

*sits down and watches with great interest*

 

Excuse me?

 

I think you would love my student, Genos. You two would get along.