shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-jorin meows LOUDLY. NEEDILY-

 

That? Meow?

 

-MORE MEOWING BECAUSE TORI'S PETTING IS NOT YET SUFFICIENT-

 

-Much purring. Also some attempts to investigate the pocket in question, which seems to be the source of the deliciousness-

-mis pad over and sniff at the falled Tori-

 

-tori hrumphs loudly and allows the mis to cover him. there is too much fur. too. much. we are dying-

 

(shit, is it that vway on alternia? people gavwe less of a shit about that sort of stuff on beforus.

vwe had a shit empress. she vwas obssessed vwith coddling the lovwbloods and the mentally deficient. it vwas a real drag.)

hey its my cool accent. i dont care vwvwhat the kid says, im not fuckin it up at all

 

dont talk to me.

 

vwvwovwwv

i—my dancestor mustvwvwe grovwvwn up to become a real fuckin tightass

loosen the fuck up vwvwill you

 

At a guess, "meow."

 

no.

 

-conjures up a little thunderstorm over his head, complete with torrential downpour-

 

vwvwhat the fuck is your damage
-he uses his cape to protect his makeup from running again and flees from the rain-

 

You don't know how to set your makeup and it's hilarious. Also you messed up your impedi- accent again.

 

my makeup is fine and no i didnt
look again your eyes must be playing tricks on you

 

-the water coming down increases with a comical kersploosh-

 

*angry scowl* seriously cut the shit vwvwill you
vwvwhy are you so dedicated to harassing me vwvwhenevwvwher i come here
i havwvwe done literally nothing to you and yet you attempt to bully me evwvwery time
vwvwhat is vwvwrong vwvwith you
-at this point the cape is utterly drenchedand starting to drip onto him-

 

I'll tell you a secret for free: We're not a nice person.

 

i noticed

 

Obvious secrets are free. Hidden ones cost extra.

 

vwvwhen you say hidden secrets vwvwhat are vwvwe talkin about here