shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-mis settle their new realm with purrs-

 

Are obvious secrets secret?

 

I'm the goddess of secrets; on my homeworld the answer would be "literally anything." Well. "Literally anything except where Those Above and their Constructs are concerned," but that's a fairly small caveat considering. My awareness is slightly limited here, but I know secrets about the nature of this place, about death- especially violent death- and magic, especially Violet. I've also learned secrets about some of the places connected to here, the homes of those who've wandered here.

No. That's why they're free.

 

vwvwell i knovwwv that magic isnt real but the color vwvwiolet is a nice color
vwvwery pretty color
it definitely suits you

 

Secrets? I wanna know secrets! Tell me all the secrets! Or, at least, all the free ones, anyway, since I can't pay you!

 

life sucks, no one is vworth caring about, and death is both inevwitable and something to look forvward to.

 

I already know that first one. The second one... well, it applies to the place outside here but not to here itself. And the last... I dunno. I guess, if this place is where the dead go when they die, you're right.

 

i choose to believwe theres another death after this that actually sticks.

 

-waves him off with a tentacle; clumsy flattery is boring. Also the refusal to believe in magic while in a magical dreamscape, talking to a literal goddess of magic does not endear him to her-

Do you know any secrets, little one? That's my currency- secrets for secrets.

 

What'd the point of that be?

I guess... does "the world got reset a ton of times when people unwished the stupid wishes they made using me and one but me remembers it anymore" count?

 

the point is not havwing to put up vwith existing anymore.

 

i'm sorry but you will get killed by a sword

 

It'll do. One secret, little djinni. Think carefully what you want to know.

 

... well, I guess you're not wrong.

 

Why say they´re secrets if they´re not?

 

vwhy a svword.

 

Because it's funny.

 

i mean its your loss i guess
-he tries to pretend he isn't annoyed at the rejection, but it's pretty obvious he is salty-
vwvwont evwvwen givwvwe me the time of the day huh
you cats is all the same

 

why not a sword

 

Do you have anything interesting to bring to the table, scaleless?