shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*smiles* That sounds like a nice 'usually' for you. Since he's your boyfriend and all.

 

"They hid it really well," Valiska says, laughing, "but I knew how Ford felt, because he told me. We really don't keep secrets from each other. He is attracted to more people than I am, and I always know. But this was the first time we were attracted to the same person, which is why it was also the only time he finally let himself think about acting on it. Because I'm sure it is difficult joining a pre-existing marriage, but I think it would be even worse being with only one of us. And also probably impossible. We really have to be polyfidelitous, I think. Except for the thing he's got going with the Handmaid, but that scares the shit out of me sometimes. Sev is a lot more relaxed around that than I am."

 

Yeah, sure. Like there is one of you being a spider and still kicking people off of cliffs.

 

*curls her tail upwards so that the mi in he hand can hit it*

And that is?

 

Kicking People Off Of Cliffs is Like So Cerulean.

 

Cerulean?

 

The thing he's got going on with her is... surprising, to say the least. And I have no idea how it even works, honestly.

 

[juice begins to blush faintly.]
...yeah...it really is nice.........

 

;D sure is!

 

Hahahahaha...What do you know, the fat onion actually has some wits about him.

It's still bloody surprising you know of Patches the Spider, a real shocker.

Never would've thought you the type to visit Yharnam, no, the beasts there'd tear you to shreds mid-fat roll, surely.

 

*blushing intensifies*

 

[Orlandeau hugs juice from behind and peppers them with kisses.]

 

[juice makes noises of happiness. they hug orlandeau's arms, resting their head against one as they close their eyes.]

 

That may be to do with the nature of this place; how much it's willing to give up when we leave seems to vary depending on what we learn here. Or perhaps to do with the mechanism of one's arrival and departure. These secrets have not yet fully revealed themselves to me.

 

so this isnt a public humiliation thing?

 

his tacky fashion sense is a necessary evwil

 

youre still not allowved to talk to me.

 

Spoiler

vwhat. i make a perfectly fine matesprit. its not my fault he thought matespritship vwas a lot more fun than it's actually cracked up to be.

vwhy not.

 

because i dont like you.

 

i mean im not exactly a huge fan of you either, but here i am still talking to you. vwhats your excuse.