SCP thread

Also, please look up AWTOK, this is even funnier than the flat-Earth conspiracy theorists.

 

I like the meta joke in 1059.

 

I spent a bus journey giggling over 1293 yesterday. Creepy, but I couldn't help but laugh at the idea of this weird-looking fanged monster doing a little jig and singing about how it's sad that it has no arms.

 

Dear gods.

 

I keep hearing the Squiddle Song in my head when I see them.

 

My favorite is when the entire male population all laid down and did the Worm for 5 hours solid. :::PPP

 

Years back I used an SCP icon on Homesmut and someone commented:

 

Someone replace the whole text of that SCP story with the entire Bee Movie script.

 

Oh man, SCP Foundation. I remember that!

My one and only (garbage) contribution: SCP-712-J. (It bounced back and forth between being a joke and a regular SCP for a while.)

Spoiler

YOU ARE BREATHING YOU ARE BREATHING YOU ARE BREATHING YOUAREBREATHINGYOUARE

 

Getting the giggles over 1839.

 

I feel like there's room for the Snake With Eyes Of Garnet as an SCP.

 

Also nobody pronounces Keter correctly.

 

terminology question: what's a 'skip'?

 

nnnot certain, but i think it's "SCP" but how you'd say it phonetically? like, 'cause some people will get on you for saying "an SCP" for the same reasons some people get on folks for "a POC character" so saying "a skip" is supposed to fix that?

 

Yeah, it's SCP said phonetically. I figured it was for speed when speaking - well, they'd need to communicate fast.

 

good point! i was thinking from a meta perspective and my experience poking around in the community, but...that might make more sense :p

 

aaaaa. thanks! :D

 

It occurred to me after I read that proposal for 001 which involves SCPs being used to contain each other; 035 and 106 seem to produce different corrosive substances, so if you slapped 035 on 106, would they both dissolve each other?

 

I need to make an SCP out of the Eye of Argon. A "scarlet emerald" covered in taps which turns into a blob monster for no reason would fit right in there.

 

... This may have been either me or my boyfriend. I remember one of us leaving an anon comment quoting that SCP with Sollux's quirk on Homesmut, but I can't remember the context, I just remember us cackling about it.