shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

you trigger a primal rage instinct that makes me imagine eating you body part by body part.

 

yeah? vwell up yours too, buddy.

 

-fights the evil evil tail!-

 

not interested.

 

"I am not sure that it does work," Valiska says cautiously, "which is why I am so concerned about it. If somebody really hurts him, and I can do nothing to fix it--not even with vengeance--you know I will feel responsible for not having stopped it. Sev is better about the thing where he accepts that other people's choices are not his fault, perhaps because he didn't accept an oath of servitude at the Highsword's Forge on ai-Talas. I know that Ford's motivation for doing that was equal parts needing to get legally married in a hurry, his personal need to show devotion through submission and worship, and a desire to establish a valid claim of ownership in the setting of Bill's deceptions; we actually did write him a formal dissolution and divorcement from that isosceles bastard. But nonetheless, one of my responsibilities, freely accepted, is to stop him from doing things that will hurt him, particularly when they potentially may hurt others as well."

"Oh, you. I know that none of you people believe this, but you have got to stop assuming that just because everything you do is about kink, everyone else is the same."

"Nobody else wants to hear about that!" Valiska snaps. "And there are frequently children here. So behave. I don't like the person I become when I have to figure out how to make you people behave yourselves."

 

you literally just assumed that evwerything i do is about kink.

aaaand you did it again. mind cutting that out.

 

contrary to popular belief, i actually dont appreciate complete strangers assuming things about my sex life. or thinking about my sex life at all.

 

its nonexistent anyvways

 

yeah, vwoluntarily, vwhich is more than can be said for you.

 

yeah, youre right. mine actually exists.

of course, i deservwe to be getting a lot more action than im currently seeing, but hey, vwhat can you do.

 

[Venture is wilfully ignoring the Cronii, but his wings flare out and his smile is a little forced as he focuses on Valiska.]

Hey there! Been a while since you came around glad to see you're back! Anything new and exciting going on at your end of the multiverse?

 

"Hi Venture! The Imperator is visiting us. This is unfortunately in part because one of our householders near single-handedly averted an attempted coup. But I'm pretty sure he's staying to flirt with one of Ford's moirails and eat the kerruset we shot this morning." Valiska grins. "We live in interesting times."

 

Holy shit you're still alive.

Now back to being bitchy and not here. Maybe. Probably.

His shirts need ironing.

 

Valiska glares back. "Whether or not there's a sexual component, graphic discussion of cannibalism motivated by rage still isn't appropriate for children or anything even slightly resembling polite company."

 

And still as fun as ever I see.

 

"Why would I be dead?" Valiska raises an eyebrow. "Remember, if we're going to be clade, I need to trust you won't hurt him more than he's going to enjoy. Or let anyone else try, regardless of the condition of their shirts."

 

"I'm lots of fun." Valiska laughs. "I thought you liked prickly things."

 

"She's a rose. Of course she has thorns." Ford grins. "You know I like sharp women."

 

Implying I was serious. Just been a while even from my perspective and my perspective is temporally fucked.

Also if He wants to try I'm not at liberty to say no. Doubt He will though. Other shit to do.

Boss does come first though if it comes to it.

 

Excuse you my not name means "entertaining person".