REVEAL YOUR PETS 2 ME >:3c

a wild butt appears

 

a link for @applechime whenever she returns from vacation :D

 

all is normal, nothing strange going on he--
wait.
what's that??



ZOOM. ENHANCE.



COULD IT BE???



IT IS! IT'S A PUPPER!!



what a cute pupper.

apologies for screen

 

A Moste Fashionable Catte


(aka I just spent half a day sewing a little jacket for Tiger because she is a dumb and scratched her neck to blood because she's got the itchies from her meds)

 

Oh, poor kitty :(

She looks very fashionable and colorful though! I hope the meds and itching are just temporary.

 

Here's a Tumblr Post of Gilbert Fun

*am too worn out to download all 9 pics and upload them here but here is the best one*

 

I would like to note that for all his apparent ferocity, I didn't have a single scratch on my hands after this encounter. He's a very gently lil beasty.

 

Shes so cozy

 

Spoiler: Birdie

This is Azure. She is a little ball of fluff and hate, and I love her.

 

why are birds so full of rage?

 

the smaller a thing is, the angrier it is. this is Law.
sincerely,
a short human.

 

Counterexample: Hippos.

 

large things can be angry, I didn't say they couldn't be! large things can 100% be angry.
but it's a Law that everything small is angry. the angry is proportionate to its size. not everything large is angry in proportion to size, but this does not mean large things cannot be angry.

 

Counterexample:

 

doggos are too pure for this law to apply
the law is like English rules regarding our language
it's a law with a bunch of exceptions
c:

 

counterexample: rats (the pet kind, not the sewer kind)

 

see above response to doggo photo

 

appearntly SOME hyumans think they need bread more than birbs
they are Wrong.

 

You know that saying, how cats remember when they were worshipped?

Birds remember when their ancestors were dinosaurs, and they ate our ancestors.

 

That would explain why my bird thinks she can eat my finger.