shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Sunshine still is a troll, Ford," Valiska points out. "You're just not kismeses any more."

 

You hang out with the assassin too much. Remind me why he's not the one helping us take down an age-old fear entity? Oh right. Business.

 

Just stop talking about it, idiot.

 

If the fact of their alien nature isn't the turn off, then you have a xeno kink. Primus knows that I've met many a repellent alien that was disgusting purely because of their personality.

 

You know, for a primal force yourself you're pretty dense if you failed to realize "busy with business" is Thiel's standard "don't want to talk to you." I know what he's doing, and he is helping, just not on the front lines. If you want to know you'll have to pay. Extra.

 

-flops down and makes tea appear- How in the world can I be tired while sleeping?

 

theres a difference betvween me talking about my personal sex life and some stranger im utterly unattracted to talking about it.

 

Ford shrugs. "I would have considered a xeno kink to mean a distinct preference for aliens. As opposed to simply not caring whether or not your partner's an alien."

 

Pro-tip: You're in the company of several scientifically minded people and several people from the communications division. Don't ask "How could I, an 8ft somethign tall squishy, have a size kink" if you aren't prepared to get an ansswer.

 

"I think what we don't understand is why you keep bringing it up in the presence of strangers you are utterly unattracted to," Valiska points out. "If you only want people you're attracted to thinking or speculating about your sexual life, you should consider only discussing it in the presence of people you are attracted to."

 

I suppose it depends on how you define "kink". I know mechs with a kink for femmes by virtue of not caring about the relative gender of their partners. If the attraction is taboo enough, the mere existence of it is kinky.

Case in point. [He gestures grandly to himself.]

 

thinking about aint the same thing as commenting about to my face.

 

I've spent entirely too much time in shitty bars to humor this kind of noblemech jetfuel. If you bring a topic up in a group discussion the group will discuss the topic.

 

"Are you implying that finding you attractive would be kinky, or that you are kinky by virtue of your own attractions?" Ford shrugs. "Because you've put a considerable amount of effort into making yourself attractive. I'm certainly not propositioning you--I'm happily married, twice over--but you're very witty and a sharp observer, and I cannot see how someone finding you attractive would be strange at all."

 

And I´ve spent entirely too much time around noblemech jetfuel to put up with it anymore.

 

'Lesque did a lot of diplomatic work with organic organization if you know what I mean.

 

And I'm sure it's very important. -his is the eyeroll honed by epochs of practice- Certainly more important than killing the entity causing everything. We certainly couldn't use an assassin, no. It's not like Phobia's not making it easy. He's been showing up to mock us- especially the girl- on a weekly basis like a bad cartoon villain.

 

ill be sure to keep that in mind next time someone tells me to stop saying something.

 

I apologize for being obscure-- Ratio is right. I'm considered quite depraved by virtue of my previous occupation, which is rather ironic when you consider all the sorts of things buymechs were expected to do. Frankly, the organics were rather vanilla, but that's to be expected when most of them can't just solder on the broken parts.

I do appreciate the compliment though. It's nice when my hard work is recognized.

 

I reserve the right to be an obnoxious nosy bird as befits my societal standing-- [for a moment, he goes matte black all over, Senatorial Enforcement badges on the flats of his wings the only spots of color--] and no loud squishy is gonna stop me from being a complete aft :P