shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Ah yes, please take it out on me that all newsletters on the topic apparently only ever make it to your inbox weeks late. Or is it just that you're so behind on fashionable paints you think it is more likely you will start a retro trend than that your face will ever be relevant?

Yes you.

 

One or four exceptions do not a trend change.

 

Plenty of people get to look at me, I just try to keep it from getting dull -grins-

It´s called restraint sweets.

 

vwasnt talking to you.

 

Don't you ever stop feeling like yourself with all that?

 

I recommend stepping on them.
Or, if that doesn't work, calling security since it's our job to step on afts.

 

Oh, you had fashion newletters on that backwater planet? Well, I can forgive you for your charmingly rustic take on paintjobs; not all of us can be on the cutting edge of galactic fashions.

 

And again: you will pry my right to sass dream aliens from my grey dead hands.

 

It doesn't happen so much here.

As long as I avoid the devisens.

 

It's called "warframes were not ever and will not ever be attractive to anyone not having their sense of taste entirely scrapped", Seeker.

 

Wait, you-

You can't blame people for their frames! I hate you!

-Her wings flare aggressively.-

 

-blink- No? How would a framechange change anything about me?

 

That's rich coming from someone in pastels.

Well, just tell me if it does, yes doveling? It's just as well, I just polished my heels after all and I wouldn't want to get them dirty again so soon.

[She raises an optic ridge entirely unimpressed and smirks]
There's a difference between warframes that are like that, which are unfortunate but can have a certain martial charm to them, and warframes that are tacked on and entirely optional, which are tacky and silly and entirely tasteless. Right, Starscream?

 

I don't understand!

 

Only to those of us who haven´t had it buried under a half ton of filigree sweetspark.

Some of us are aware that peace has been relatively short lived on cybertron, and prefer not to sacrifce substance for style.

She´s being a colonist.

 

Darling, I understand that jewel-tones are the thing on Caminus, but you do realize that the religious bent to fashion is a bit... passé?

 

It's important to be protected. Eyefeather is in security, she understands that.

-She looks down at her own bulky plating.-

 

that vwasnt sass, that vwas a stupid irrelevwant comment.

 

It's one thing to be forged a martial altmode and make the best of it, but who would add weapons and armor plating to their frame for the sake of looks? That's nonsense! Like painting yourself a dull mudgreen and calling it the next big thing! It's pitiful!

Oh I forgot, who I was talking to. Of course. Filigree requires some artistic finesse. Cybertronians couldn't possibly understand.

No one cares you're so stuck on holding on to that [she waves her hand a bit.] little kerfluffle.

Charming. True Diplomat at work I see.

Timeless classics of iconography seem to be another thing Cybertronians don't understand. Of course I shall refrain to talk about your attempts and butchery of said religiousness in fashion. [she smiles]

 

[He lifts an optic ridge.]

While I don't usually like to pull the age card, I must ask-- my sweet, how old are you? I daresay that someone who insists on timelessness of emulating priests while mocking the rather relevant sociopolitical climate of less than a decade ago is... shall we call it poorly thought out?

Of course, if you're forced to use religious holdings to add a veneer of competence, I can't blame you. You've certainly got none of your own.