shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Can someone else get him for you?

 

Aw, that's sweet. But yes, beauty recharge is important. Of course you'd know that, with your shiny optics and quick wit.

 

Are you going to charge me? -he's sitting with his back to the bar, but looks up and gives her an upside-down tongue-stick out like an adult-

 

No, I... shouldn't be so dependent on him. CC says it's good to have boundaries even if you're twins.

 

[Instead of answering she flutters her wings at him. She'll take that compliment]

 

If you want, I can find him. You are from the stream where at-- Primus is on the ship, yes?

 

I don't know if I believe in Primus.

 

Ok. -he has made the screen around them more solid, made to last for however long Lacuna needs it-

-half smirks and rolls his optics-

 

-She pats his hand.-

Thanks, okay? I'm feeling better. Not all better, but...

 

...no, then. [Her topmost eyes run through various colors as she searches the possible timelines.] Just... a moment please... [Out she fades, leaving a sparkling gold afterimage where she stood.]

 

(Oneira gives him a very sincere expression.)
I have a family to feed, you know.

 

I wonder what kind of family eats teeth. You saw my pockets. Hit me up.

 

Gimme gimme.

 

Speaking of, give me my blood back.

-lifts an eyebrow, tilts her head towards her empty drink; will she have to pay?-

 

This place is drainin' me. What d'you want? -despite his complaints, he'll probably give her what she asks-

-grins, so his fangs show- Can't. Shan't.

-palms the vial from one pocket and hands it to her anyway, even as he speaks-

 

Teeth.

 

You consume blood? I've seen that before.

 

Teeth Are Delicious, Dont Judge.
[Is that a joke? Probably. Teeth are crunchy after all.]

 

-he fishes out three vampire fangs from the pocket he swept them into and offers them to her. None of them match-

When I remember.

 

my teeth fall out and growv back almost nightly. i got a fewv if anyone vwants to collect them for vwhatevwer sick reason.