shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Last time I got seriously drunk I woke up married," Jame says to F8 with a grin. "One should be careful."

 

Acceptable. [She kneels and unspaces one of the fangs, laying it on the ground in front of Clover.]

 

-Clover sets the teeth down in Congessi's big hand before grabbing the big tooth, beaming.-

Pleasure doing business with you!

 

You Thought Thatd Mean You Win But Im Not Breathing Right Now.

 

Last time I got seriously drunk I woke up two counties away tied to the roof. 'Careful' is not in my vocabulary.

 

Babe babe babe check out my fuckgiant tooth.

 

im sorry, vwhat.

 

"It's not really in mine, but I try. Mostly by imagining what Brier would say and how bitingly true it would be."

 

Its a Fucknormous Tooth And Pretty Metal As Far As Those Go. I Think Mom Had Bigger Ones Before She Shrunk Small Though.
[She hugs Clover]

Im Not Breathing Right Now.
[Dreamspace, Noob, get on her level]

 

Fairness remembered. [She nods to Clover and stands, carefully subspacing the tiny teeth.]

Last time I got corruption-drunk I ended up with a courtmate! =]

 

vwhy.

 

Your mom shrunk?

 

Mostly Because I Can To Be Honest.

 

I don't really care anymore because the world is fucked and it'll either kill me or make me a primal or god or something to unfuck it. Caution is for people with futures. -there's not an ounce of bitterness, just facts-

 

you are a strange irritating little goblin.

 

Oh. Yeah. Prior To Weirdmageddon She Was Two Stories Tall. She Wanted To Be More Easily Manageable And More Cuddleable So She Used Weirdmageddon Dream Magic To Shrink To About The Sizerange Of Normal Canines.

 

Do You Think This Is News Or Do You Just Like Stating the Obvious That Much?

 

BIG!!

-Clover gapes.-

 

Yep
[She grins a toothy grin. Merwolfmom was GIANT back then and it was cool as hell]

 

Did you ride her?