shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Sometimes there's a fine line between xeno and zoo, especially when it comes to the ocean.

-wink-

 

DON'T FUCK ANIMALS.

-Clover spritzes her with cold water.-

 

Are trees okay?

 

Only if they can talk AND demonstrate sapient-level intelligence, and also you don't mind splinters in your soft spots!

-Spritz spritz spritz Dom.-

 

-just laughs, warding her off with a tentacle-

 

-Spritz spritz spritz.-

 

"Don't you mean 'don't fuck nonsapient animals'?" Ford shrugs. "Technically we're all either animals or mechanoids here, unless there's a sapient plant about."

 

-Spritz RIGHT in the glasses.-

DON'T NITPICK WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

 

Rude.

 

I saw a sapient plant before in here. Well, two of them, actually, but they were technically the same guy. And I have one thing to say to that: don't jinx yourself.

You really don't wanna meet that plant. Or those plants. They're assholes.

 

-She's a mermaid goddess. It's not really a deterrent, and she keeps laughing anyway-

 

Ford wipes his glasses off. "I didn't see you there," he says. "But yes, I should have included Gems."

He glances at Clover. "It's not a nitpick. It's an important distinction."

 

Well, it didn't exactly talk but it could alter the emotional states of people around it.
... Not that I even ended up doing anything, but.

 

And I'm making an important point!

 

* Gosh, I'd even say they're soulless monsters!

* They're scary creatures everyone should stay FAR away from, to be sure!

* Well, unless you're an IDIOT, of course.

 

Didn't little me threaten to torch you? Or was that the other one?

 

"It is important. That's why it ought to be made very clearly." Ford smiles at her. "When you're dealing with beings on the level of the Lady in question, you must phrase things very exactly. Otherwise you may find yourself in a rather unpleasant position. You have to be very precise. It's like programming a computer...with a sick sense of humour."

 

*sighs* Well, it looks like we've found Asshole Sapient Plant Number One.

 

-flashes a knowing grin. The assembled-fish-teeth one, not the endless-needles one-

 

Ford smiles back at her, a little curious but also not about to pry.