shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"....wow. Even I know that's not what baseball is, and I'm not even very interested in Muggle sports to begin with....not to mention that most Muggle sports kind of died by the time I was born, seeing as people were sort of too busy running and hiding for their lives to really have a lot of leisure time, but hey, I still know what it is."

Sloane looked at Norm consideringly. "And by that you mean....?"

 

you knowv vwhat? i bet you all vwork for vwhoevwer did this to me and youre trying to keep me in the dark. i can spot a conspiracy from MILES avway, yknowv.

 

Sorry about that. Old habits.

Isn´t it -he looks mostly amused-

 

Ah no more thalk of it then.

I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND?

 

Remember how he's fallen for Cronus' bullshit?

 

"....true, fair point."

"....oh god, you're one of those kinds of people." Sloane sighs. "Of course you are."

 

Ford calms down. As much as he hates to admit it ever, Stan's right in theory. But that...person...still looks like a Cronus.

He takes a deep breath. "I used to have a carpet that would swap people into each other's bodies. My ex-boyfriend and I had a lot of fun with it. And I've heard that can happen with certain kinds of highly-advanced transportation system accidents. I suppose it's possible that someone would do that, but...why Damara?"

 

When did I do that?

Where are you from?

 

Maybe she's more significant than she seems?

I dunno. It sounds like bullshit to me, but if you believe it, I guess maybe it's not...

But he really does sound and look a lot like a Cronus.

 

if by those kinds of people, you mean intelligent and perceptivwe, then youre right.

あなたが寝室で変態を意味するならば、あなたも正しいでしょう。

 

"England....and Hogwarts, my school. We sort of got taken over by a guy who's bent on genocide of anyone who's "non-magical", or a Muggle. And....other bad things too, but I think the genocide and the world domination are his main goals? Kinda hard to tell sometimes."

"Nope, not remotely what I meant, but thank you for playing!"

 

I think only special ones do. I'm Wadanohara, the Sea Witch. Chlomaki used to be an angel of the Pitch Black World, named Nadine, but left and became a witch.

 

*sighs*Why do people crave world domination. Don't they realize the world is too big to govern

 

The world? Get in line, Megatron was trying for the known universe.

 

The universe? Wow, can someone say egotistical?

 

-dryly- Several people have. At great length.

 

"...wait, what?"

 

"I don't know if I believe it," says Ford. "But she--if she says she's a she, that's good enough for me--is at least physically a Cronus. The rest I'm reserving judgement on. Damara is significant--another version of her is after my spade, and she just might get it, and that person's far from insignificant. But Damara is significant in timelines often because of decisions she did not get to make for herself. And that's the sticking point. That and the fact that even Blue Asshole Ford is recognisable as me. If I were really, really awful, and didn't care about anyone else at all. And sadistic. And...possibly even dominant."

 

Valiska giggles. "I doubt that last one, though I wouldn't doubt he believes he is. Or at least believed. I am sure that is how the Condesce got the best of him."

 

Yeah, well... if it helps, I don't think she's Damara.